#shitpost supreme

[mischiefwife]

out of your chosen which one are you

[littlewitchbee]

Berthold Hawkeye dying alone in bed ca. 1905

[cuddlingdragons]

If you go with "real life name but one or more letters switched out" then Pingus and Bingus are completely viable Grumpus names.

[tigirl-and-co]

dalek but the eggs are all the Super Monkey Ball Ticket Blitz Trackball

u can even spin em to spin the dalek

[nonbinaryghostgod]

so i know next to nothing about death stranding, but apparently higgs likes pizza. my friend challenged me by saying "so who's gonna draw higgs wearing this"

and i willed it to be. you’re welcome

[zdeno]

Danton Heinen is dummy thicc

hrrrrrnnggh bruce, im trying to score a goal 😤

but im DUMMY THICC 😩😩💦

and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the goalie 😪👊

[etc-ceteras]

Egg leg.

[oboejon]