#shitposting o'clock

[lampfacedstudios]

be me, drawing a fake screenshot with Alder, accidentally draws his abdomen fatter than I'd like and that I intend to fix:

my fuckass brain:

Alder. My guy. It's the humidity making your insulation swell in a flexible part of your body. You are not automaton-bug-pregnant. Not that I even know if the Prince would let you even get that far.

[per-se-ids]

Hello from randomizer! Here's what we've been up to lately. Beware, this is bad.

1 Training

2 Preparation exposition

3 Action

4 Aftermath

Fs in the chat for traumatized Rodrigue.

Btw, guess who actually has the major crest of the beast in my game?

Sylvain ofc ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[p-the-wanderer]

FFXIV maintenance is the perfect moment to post my gif(t) to the fandom. SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMbuncle. (I didn’t abandon the account, I just didn’t have enough spoons to crosspost here.)

[ormspryde]

Child said they were watering their snake and this is the mental image I got

[bcnoitblanc-arch]

I see you Lieutenant Elliott.

[holy-n-evil]

Jason, Dick and Damian sitting at the table eating:

Dick: Dami, do you have haters?

Damian: Yeah. They are hating on me.

Dick: What they been saying?

Jason: We've got your back.

Damian: They've been saying 'bald head'.

Jason: *chokes*

[crowleytm]

me to the tune of ‘baby back ribs’: i want my crowley back crowley back crowley back NOW

[queenlua]

claude’s “constantly twirling the arrow and/or sword in his hand” thing

and your average high school drumline kid’s obsession with carrying their drumsticks to every damn class & tapping on every damn surface until they get detention:

these are the same energy