#shittalk

[poetrythreesixfive]

Shit Talk

As you fuel your self-esteem

while sitting on the shitter,

cancelling celebrities

and trolling them on Twitter

Understand that everyone

is someone’s evil Other,

and you can never build yourself

by knocking down another.

[more-cardigan-than-woman]

Forget the eyes, the hair, the body. The most attractive thing about a person, to me, is that they're a huge dork.

[in-my-soul-arch]

I know i still have a shit ton of drafts and asks to do, but my head isn’t in a good place right now. I doubt anything sensible would come out if I tried. Sorry.

[keity-devil]

I AM ON TOP!!! 《16.09.2021》

I DON'T CARE MAYBE THIS WILL BE FOR SOME HOURS-

I AM ON TOP!!! MY GOAL HAS MADE!!

[starlitdumbass]

Can you imagine Lee convincing Neji to go on a double date with him and Garra and then the two of them straight up ROASTING Neji and Shikamaru in the most passive aggressive way ever, I want to draw it so bad but I suck at making comics help

[odball]

the caramelldansen universe @cariboumeat

[baguette101]

@kyokomad and I were DESTINED to meet and befriend because we became known to each other due an unfortunate (or fortunate??) misclick.

 She accidentally sent me my own post in messages. Because of her bad English I figured out she was not from America or anywhere near that, and I was right, she was from Moscow as well as myself. We’ve befriended quickly and met soon after. And she is wonderfull. 

Today we went to Destiny once again because of my boredome and a wish to do some Crimson Days stuff. We’ve completed a Nightfall together, as a fireteam of 2, and only when we have killed the last boss I realised I haven’t picked the bounty from Shaxx. *Emoji with smiling face that dead inside* 

Anywaaaay, even this little trip was fun together. 

We went to the Tower afterwards, starting a staring contest in which neither of us won because NO ONE BLINKED AT ALL. So then we went through all the Tower to make some photos and selfies. 

The two biggest gays in history of the Tower are here to party!

[tenipuri-everything]

tenipuri characters as dumb things my friends and i have said

Yuushi: hey, is it raining where you are?

Kenya: no, it only rained in the morning

Yuushi: oh it rained here in the morning too

Kenya: I'm not special is that what you're saying

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Choutarou, creating questions for a mock trial: "that's all your honour, i have no further questions for this..." (can't remember the word 'witness')

Shishido: for this bitchass

-

(Zaizen is lying down, Kenya is sitting up)

Kenya: wow you look so weird upside down

Zaizen: wow you look so ugly in any configuration

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Shuusuke: my lighter won't work

Yuuta: what do you need a lighter for?

Shuusuke: drugs, duh

Yuuta:

Shuusuke: I'm joking, it's for candles

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Momo: hey I bought your Christmas present :) you're gonna like it

Ryoma: it's those fucking kazoo kid socks isn't it

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Jackal, doing an online questionnaire: it's asking for my greatest accomplishment

Marui, without blinking twice: mine is watching all of bones in, like, two months

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Inui: I'm going to dissolve my multivitamins into my water so i can just drink it and get the benefits of both

Kaidou: please don't

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Gakuto: I'm going to kill myself

Shishido: why?

Gakuto: the Simple Plan concert is at 11am and I have summer school so I can't go

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Eiji: I gotta go wash my right hand

Oishi: you're gonna wanna... not.... say that...

Eiji:

Eiji: is this a masturbation thing

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Kenya: respect your mother

Shiraishi: you are ONE MONTH older than me

Kenya:

Kenya: RESPECT YOUR MOTHER

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(Hiyoshi and Gakuto are driving)

Hiyoshi, very nearly hitting someone: whoops

Gakuto, screeching: FUCK WE COULD'VE DIED

Hiyoshi, calmly: but we didn't

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Akutsu, under his breath: if this bitch even tries me rn, i will eat his ass until there's nothing left

Sengoku: I was gonna say that doesn't sound like a threat, but it turned into a threat

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Sanada: is hulk actually just green thanos?

Akaya, screaming: NO HE IS NOT

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Shuusuke: before I die, i wanna take part in a witchcraft orgy and summon something

Yuuta: NO

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(Akutsu and Sengoku are driving)

Sengoku: driving with you gives me a panic attack

Akutsu: driving with you gives me a fucking aneurysm so i guess neither of us are happy

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Ryoma: do you want a banana

Tomoka: dO YoU KnOW HoW MANy CAloRiES ArE In a BaNaANa??????

Ryoma:

Ryoma: do you want two bananas

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Yuushi: we finished talking about this topic, like, two minutes ago

Atobe: the conversation isn't over until I say my opinion

BONUS: "hey, what are some funny or stupid things I've said? I'm making a compilation" "I say all the funny stuff, what have you even said?"