Jan 14, 2020
Explosive Diarrhea
So, today I was basically late to school because my mom had taken me to McDonald’s and I had basically shoved a whole Bacon, egg and Cheese bagel down my throat along with a hash brown and my mom had told me to tell the office that she had gotten pulled over but instead,,,, I said that my mom had explosive diarrhea.
Before my mom had dropped me off, she said that she had a feeling I was gonna take a long ass shit. And of course,, I said no I wouldn’t.
Guess which asshole is having explosive diarrhea.