Swan Lake explained shittily
it was like the 1800s or something, no one was okay
basically there’s an evil wizard called rothbart
he turns women into swans for no good reason
and then he turns a random peasant girl into a swan and her name is odette
more like odidiot if u ask me
meanwhile a prince is being depressed bc him mum is making him get married so he goes to hunt some swans bc logic/capitalist/ballet logic????
and there he meets Odette and she is the queen of the swans
they turn back into women at night
idk why
and he’s like i wanna smash
and she’s like me too bitch
so then the prince has a ball for all the suitors for the prince bc his mum is basically penny from miranda on the “find a spouse scale”
like there are loads of pointless dances
and then odile comes along
she’s a bad bitch
rothbarts daughter
disguised as odette
she dances with the prince blah blah blah
does 32 fouettes ew
and he’s like wow let’s get fucking married i wanna smash forever
and then rothbarts like hahaha fuck you it ain’t odette
and the prince is like oh no damn
and then there’s some more swan dancing for no good reason other than ~aesthetic~ i guess.
they just either stand there looking depressed or do a lot of bourrees and shit while looking manically depressed
then odette kills herself bc logic of magic curse she is a woman scorned or whatever
then princey kills himself as well bc he’s a traitorous bitch and also ballet logic
and then the swans all overpower and kill rothbart why didn’t they do this earlier it would have saved me three hours and a lot fewer blisters
the end