#sho pun hell

[minawakitten]

Pierce: # who keeps letting adachi out of prison

Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: sho

Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: Sho is the one who got him out of jail in P4U2

Pierce: wow you sho fucked everything up

Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: he sho did

Pierce: ayyy

[minawakitten]

[12:08:05 AM] Mike: Sho trips

[12:08:17 AM] Mike: Hey you should tie your Shos

[12:08:25 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: ST O P

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[12:07:58 AM] Mel: "Sho you need to be eating healthier on this job, you can't just have Wendy's all the time how will you fight without having to catch your breath every five minutes"

[12:08:01 AM] Mel: "I WILL CHANGE THE MENU"

[12:08:17 AM] Mel: "Are you Sho you can do that"

[12:08:20 AM] Mel: "I AM WENDY'S KUN"

[12:08:46 AM] Mel: "I'm fairly Sho that just looking like the Wendy's logo doesn't mean you ca--"

"I AM WENDY'S KUN"

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[12:09:14 AM] Pierce: that's all folks

[12:09:16 AM] Mike: I probably Should

[12:09:22 AM] Pierce: i'm gonna punch you

[12:10:16 AM] Mike: Shoot that would probably hurt

[12:10:33 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: i cant tell if youre punning or not

[12:10:46 AM] Mike: I am

[12:10:53 AM] Pierce: Pierce punches mike

[12:10:55 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: fck u

[minawakitten]

[12:04:15 AM] Mel: He's gone crazy, fo Sho

[12:05:05 AM] Mel: I wouldn't be so Sho about anything

[12:04:18 AM] Mike: Fuck, my dad's watching a documentary on the Kennedy assassination and just keeps hearing me laugh

[12:04:35 AM] Mike: I feel so bad

[12:04:36 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: im dead

[12:04:45 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: burry me in print outs of these puns

[12:05:05 AM] Pierce: god

[12:05:15 AM] Mike: I will Sho-wer you with puns

[12:05:46 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: IM DEAD

[12:05:56 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: dead fo sho

[12:06:39 AM] Mike: I kinda feel like we're just Shohorning these puns now

[12:06:48 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: and scene

[12:06:49 AM] Pierce: im gonna

[minawakitten]

[12:00:57 AM] Mike: [Sho enters the CEO HQ for Wendy's]

[12:01:04 AM] Mike: "It's Sho time"

[12:01:58 AM] Pierce: these are sho bad

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[12:00:34 AM] Mel: does he get velvet room too?

[12:00:52 AM] Mel: now that he's employed by the council

[12:01:08 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: council has nothing to do w the velvet room

[12:01:16 AM] Mel: ah

[12:01:28 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: but it IS implied in persona 4 arena ultimax he will one day become a guest

[12:01:35 AM] Mel: ooh okay

[12:01:51 AM] Mel: what if all his velvet room doors

[12:01:55 AM] Mel: are in wendys restaurants

[12:02:12 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: IM GONANA FUCKIGN PSIS

[12:02:43 AM] Mel: "yeah that dude ... he just ... sits there staring at the wendys logo for hours at a time sometimes"

[12:02:43 AM] Pierce: oh my gOD

[minawakitten]

[11:57:59 PM] Mel: scene where Sho goes to a Wendy's

[11:58:12 PM] Mel: and decides Wendy's is his empire now

[11:58:38 PM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: oh my fucking godd

[11:59:34 PM] Mel: "Sho why are you here you've been eating nothing but their fries and salads and burgers for the past month"

[11:59:38 PM] Mel: "this is where i belong"

[11:59:51 PM] Mel: "I am now ... truly .... wendys kun

[11:59:58 PM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: SHO IS DEAD

[12:00:07 AM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: THERE IS ONLY WENDYS KUN

[minawakitten]

[11:56:57 PM] Mike: On 11/14/2014, at 8:54 PM, Monoko wrote:

> its totally worth it sho

Fixed it

[11:57:02 PM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: GOD

[11:57:10 PM] Pierce: you're going to hell first mike

[11:57:46 PM] Mike: I'm dragging you all down with me

[11:57:58 PM] Emperor Mina Scherwiz the Heir of Heart: were already on your tail

[11:58:12 PM] Mike: Gonna burn in super pun hell

[11:58:43 PM] Pierce: it's not even punny how much we're gonna burn

[minawakitten]

“You know the underground! The dark alleys where assholes hang around and share all their secrets and rich and powerful people buy a hitman from.” Sho shakes his head with an exasperated sigh. “You guys are quite a hot topic. Everyone is talking about you and how Dio wants you guy’s heads served to him on a silver platter. Pretty weird for a guy whos a vampire. There’s all sorts of rewards out on all of your heads.

“Werewolves are the ones who dislike silver. Not vampires, Wendy’s-kun.” The boy’s face goes red as his hair, either anger or embarrassment is the cause but it amuses her either way.

“STOP CALLING ME THAT.”

“Naaaah.” Is the blonde’s only reply as she turns her attention to the locked gate. “It Sho is fun to embarrass you. Besides, have you ever actually been to a Wendy’s, Sho?  Because you really need to see their logo.”

“These puns are gonna cause a shodown Melody.” Khrystie snickers at the pun as she takes the lock into her hand and turns the rusty key.

“Sho sounds like fun.”

shitty sho puns writen by me and friends for this goddamn scene