#shooshpappingragesturbator

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Part 1/? of a poorly written fanfiction by me and my girlfriend about a black man named Marques, who has erectile dysfunction (His wife divorced him bc of it, who meets a Mexican man named Carlos whom is asexual and a total flirt.

This is a really stupid fanfiction.

Marques sighed, standing in the hair care isle. He knew that his ex wife would love him if he had an afro, but he needed to grow his hair out, since he was bald. 

He had tried to control his erectile dysfunction by purchasing a strap on dildo, but she was not pleased.

So he was going to try to grow an afro using the beauty guru's on youtube's suggestions.

"I recommend the fruity one. " Said a short,Mexican man with a husky high pitched voice.

Marques looked up, confused.

"There is no fruity one?" he said, turning the sentence into a question.

The man, who had deep, mahogany brown eyes, chuckled and winked "I meant myself."

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Choice ch. 2

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Choice

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Please hold for a singular, we are in the sex

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GAVIN FREE, AKA THE CARAMEL CREEPER. HIS NOSE ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S SUPER SIZE...

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Question Game!

Rule 1: Post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you

Rule 3. Make up 5 new questions

Rule 4. Tag people and link them to your post

Rule 5. Let them know you’ve tagged them

Fandom-files questions:

1.Who are your top 5 fictional characters (from all fandoms)?

Mituna Captor(Homestuck), Natsu Dragneel(Fairy Tail), Ciel Phantomhive(Kuroshitsuji), Grell Sutcliff(Kuroshitsuji, Caboose(Red vs Blue)

2.What is your biggest pet peeve?

People who belittle other people's problems

3.Do you like Sherlock, are you a Homestuck? Doctor Who! (hey!) Do like it too? The Avengers and Supernatural…  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrjSmQDxp24)

I am insanely multifandom!! Here are a few: Homestuck; Adventure time; Doctor Who; Sherlock; Supernatural; Studio Ghibli; Death Note; Invader Zim; Soul Eater; Attack on Titan; FREE!; Achievement Hunter; Tons of various anime series; Merlin; Black Butler; The Lorax; Marvel...and the list goes on

4.Do you collect anything?

Pins and buttons, like I have a whole bunch of Yugioh abridged buttons which I love

5.What thing is the best thing?

The best thing to me is friendship. I love making friends, and I personally don't think I'm very unapproachable. I f anyone ever wants to be friends, just say hey lets be friends.

Thank you for tagging me friend.

My Questions~

  1.) Do you like anime? If so, whats your favorite anime?

2.) Who do you consider to be your best friend?

3.) Are you a lover or a fighter?

4.) Have you ever truly feared for your own life?

5.) What fictional character are you most like?

I tag: Opalrabbitsfoot6, Shooshpappingragestubator, Eveallarose, Therealjubjub