#short: 002

[ohrthur]

‘     hey gorgeous , ye’ know . . . ye’ spend so much time in my mind , i should charge ye’ rent . but fo’ah you , i’d settle fo’ah a kiss .     ‘     oh , he’s an idiot .     but he’d do just about anythin’ for a pretty smile on her face . @fabvella  |  tipsy one liner

[ohrthur]

‘     i spy a grey hair old man , i spy a shit ton .     ‘ @gildedinferno  |  tipsy one liner

[ohrthur]

‘     i bet yo’ah dumbass can’t even rub yo’ah tummy an’ pat yo’ah head at the same damn time ye’ idiot .     ‘ @immoralgun​  |  tipsy one liner

[ohrthur]

‘     ye’ know . . . i think my beer is smellin’ summin funny, what ye’ think ?     ‘     not that arthur needs to exhale a hot breath in archer’s face for him to gauge, the outlaw was startin’ to reek of his liquor .

@painmask  |  tipsy one liner