#shoulda learned

[psychitup-smokeitdown]

Jeez I can't help but feel like a dumbass for not learning more than 1 language... it's like "sorry my English is not the best" do not apologize to me, my dumbass cant speak anything else even at a kindergarten level...

[cannibalcreepers]

Cherri: Why should I use condoms or pull out? What's the worst thing that can happen? 🤷🏼

Universe/Creeps: Oh, you'll see 😈

[aspenonthecoast]

Finish up the leftover Manischewitz, he said.

It’ll be good for your cramps and morale, he said.

G-d almighty I have the worst hangover.

[swimmingferret]

Welp, have to write out that response to that ask again ‘cause firefox just crashed :/