#show crowley

[juani-harte]

You can't see it because of the light but her eyes glimmer.

[magnetothemagnificent]

Book Crowley: "cool"

Cursed Script Crowley: *cool*

Radio Crowley: Coolio

Show Crowley: Cool™

Musical Crowley: Cool!

Stage Crowley: cool???

[nuclearnerves]

I want to delete my own blog by posting this

[lockwie]

I love Crowley because after freaking out about the end of times he just went

WAIT I HAVE SEEN MARY POPPINS I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO

[camilieroart]

Just let him enjoy the ice-cream you miracled for him, Crowley, geez...

PART 1

@i-llbedammned

[magnetothemagnificent]

The Aziraphales were left with the braincell that day....

[magnetothemagnificent]

What 'sauntering vaguely downwards' means for each version of Crowley:

Book: He actually just tripped down the stairs and was so embarrassed about it he never showed his face in Heaven again

Cursed Script: He got kicked out for being so awful

Radio: Walked out. In the spirit of "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME BECAUSE I QUIT!"

Miniseries: Big dramatic 'Fall', like in all those paintings

Musical: Joined Hell because they had better music

[magnetothemagnificent]

How each of the Crowleys got their holy water:

Book Crowley: Discovered that you can buy "Pope water" at the Vatican, but didn't realize anyone could buy it, so he set up this heist where he bought it from the gift-shop. Yes, he wore a trenchcoat. Yes, he weirded out the poor teenager at the counter. Yes, he did not have to go to all those lengths. (He also didn't realize that every Church had holy water.)

Show Crowley: We know Aziraphale gave it to him.

Radio Crowley: Actually raided a Church mission-impossible style.