#shredsays

[shredhead-standing]

Happy Non-Binary Visibility Day!

[shredhead-standing]

and so, due to unforeseen circumstances, we begin The Body Retrivprowl Arc

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Shredhead paces the halls of the Ark. It's quiet. It feels too quiet, somehow. They should have never left that night—

they had no idea, they can't keep blaming themself for this.

right?

they decide to go around in a quick lap on the outside, just in case. It's fine, they know. It'll be fine. Surely.

it wasn't fine. It wasn't fine at all. Prowl is attached to a rocket - the kind like in the cartoons they've been watching with the humans. - and it's about to fire. Frag.

Before they even can get a word out, let alone start running, Prowl is shot high into the stratosphere, lost to the stars.

"Frag, frag, frag— Fuck!" What do they do— where's Cosmos— No, ze's still in Utah— they need to get him out of there soon too— No time, they need to get prowl first— can he survive being out in the vacuum so long?

admist their panicking, they decide to pull up the first contact in their Commlink

@warpath-standing

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*getting into knives by the mountain goats starts playing on the radio before dead ends voice cuts through*

uh.. hey.

uh..back at the ark.

you thought I wanted to be a woman? it's kinda funny... I was sort of allowed to believe estrogen was actually some kind of party drug?

anyway.. I'm kinda having doubts now..

sigh. nevermind.

-💀🛑

Oh, hello!

I see... I hadn't meant to make you uncomfortable, I'm sorry.

No, wait! Come back!

[shredhead-standing]

WOAH!!

wonder where that explosion-

wait.

oh my primus.

LET'S FRAGGING GOOOOOOO

art by @solaris-19-or-smth

[shredhead-standing]

You are shredded cheese

I'm-- what?

[shredhead-standing]

Hihi, Shred!!! ^////^

So, we mentioned stargazing yesterday.. Are you still up for that??

I know a perfect secluded space in the forest nearby!! :]

hm?

oh right, yeah of course! I'll be right out.

[shredhead-standing]

(He approaches. He has a unsettling, wet blanket, gremlin vibe)

uh. Hello there?

[shredhead-standing]

body retrivprowl part 2: the meeting.

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*Shredhead paces at the coordinates they sent Warpath, optics glancing back up to Sky every now and then.*

*The pad of one digit taps the other digits, rhythm building until it halts suddenly at the static shock that builds, before slowly building back up again.*

*soon enough, they finally hear someone approaching.*

“Warpath?”

*Quickly they realize the engine is… entirely wrong, actually, and a purple sports car they don’t recognize pulls in.*

“Oh… hello. Ah…”

(// @shadowstriker-standing)