Sep 28, 2024
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I think my play group enjoys my Valgavoth, Harrower of Souls deck.
Image courtesy of @the-great-lizard-wizard
It's a testament to how beaten down I've felt (both from life and WOTC's release schedule) that Thunder Junction, aka old west Glupp Shitto the set, managed to include a card design that usually makes me go on a tirade about what Magic's five colors are supposed to do without me noticing. Namely, this bullshit:
If there's one thing that should never happen, it's monogreen cards making treasures. Since Adventures in the Forgotten Realms, I have been seeing regular monogreen treasure makers. Every other color in mtg has a justification to make treasure tokens flavor-wise, and monogreen making clue and food tokens similarly makes sense. The "nature" part of the color pie churning out money gives me cognitive dissonance every time someone plays an Old Gnawbone. I love running my Vazi deck and crushing people under the sheer girth of my wallet, but Bootleggers' Stash should've never been monogreen, green's fine on mana. Furthermore, blocks should return.
Going to the simic combine for my transition and they gave me bioluminescent tits. 10/10 definitely coming back here for my bottom surgery.
I need y'all to know that this might be the goofiest shit I've played with in a while.
This thing doesn't feel like it's supposed to work. It requires eleven objectively bad cards to run functionally. A fifth of the cards are guaranteed wins clash wise, while a third are a loss. You need to aggressively topdeck just to get any consistency in how it runs, and I love every second of it. This shit's stupid and I'm here for every second of it.
Holy fuck, Rendmaw's fun to pilot. I don't even know how to properly describe this, it's just really fun.
I think Divine Beast Dancing Lion might be my favorite boss fight on a conceptual level. Like, two dudes in a horse costume are just beating you to a pulp.
Everytime I brew a deck in magic with a heavy white focus, I get reminded why I don't play that color too much. It's a fuckin' slog everytime.
Playing the best magic of my life (I am dealing six damage to myself every upkeep).