#shrodingersboobs

[highasbeans]

[achievement-tooths-archive]

shrodingersboobs replied to your post “[[MOR] ahhhh i love being in the right x3”

*warms my hands enviously at the radiant heat of your correctness* such a good feeling tbh

omfg ngl this made me laugh rly hard thank u

[spiciestmarinara]

I take this time to remind my followers I hate Dan because he's too tall and he's dumb.

[spiciestmarinara]

Dan is the Steve Carlsberg to my Cecil. He is the worst. He is too tall. And his thumbs are stupid.

[aequoreusi]

u know what tho lowkey shoutout @shrodingersboobs cause they are always that one note on all my shitty posts and i luv them lowkey so much

[delete-the-wife]

One year I waited up for Santa but had no chimney, so I camped out in the laundry room by our back door. I fell asleep in a basket of dirty clothes and when I woke up there were wet footprints leading all the way to the tree. Looking back now, they were probably left by the asshats who kept breaking into our house at the time- but fuck it, it was a magical Christmas morning!

that sounds rather scary. lol. But then again santa is just a creepy old man breaking into our houses…