THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION OF MINORU MIKAMI
A voice filters through the air, sharp, vicious and full of sinister intent. "Upupu... can you guess what time it is...?" The bear's laughter echoed through the hospital, signalling the horror that was to come.
From above, a blinding spotlight was turned on, singling out a male with messy brown hair, the light casting malformed shadows of him across the room. Before anyone could react, the two robots which had restrained Chiau took a hold of his arms, their metal digits digging into his flesh. If you listened closely enough, their erratic whirring and occasional beeping almost sounded like a threat.
"Lets get the camera rolling on this!" Monobear clapped his hands together, standing on top of a chair to match the student's height. "Take 1! So, you're a film critic right? Right. Judging and criticising the work of others for a living. Some of you may cry 'that's fair enough! He has to know what he's doing!'. But, ooooh are you wrong! I can't even bear to hear such ridiculous statements!" Letting loose a deep growl, he threw his paws towards the ceiling, extending his claws out as he did so. The panels above them opened, revealing a seemingly endless expanse of black. Then... white... began to fall. One. Two. Before they knew it, a mass of paper cascaded down, scribbles of writing only just visible across every one of their surfaces.
"Oh... what's all this? Well, allow me to let everyone into a little secret. Minoru here has no right to EVER judge a movie!" Flinging his claws out to point at the boy, his mouth twitched upwards into a grin. "You see, these are but a few of his many, many screw ups. How can you ever pick out a film's flaws when you can't even write a film yourself? Look at all of these failed scripts. You've bawled like a baby over all of them as well I don't think I was even that pathetic when I was a bear cub!" Picking up one of them in his hands, he recited a few lines from it, trying desperately not to chuckle as he did so. Tearing the script into shreds he threw it over Minoru, crossing his arms. "Pah! I've never read such rubbish in my life, and I've had to sit down and listen to a lot of crap in my lifetime. 'Hope this' and 'hope that', you know how tiring that gets? Anyway... C'mon. Do you really think that any of this was any good? It's not, and you know it. I think it's even too despair inducing for me! Go ahead everyone, read how terrible the Super high school level movie critic's own movies are! Maybe even Isabelle could write something better than this with her circuits all ripped apart. Heh, a critic who can't even write a decent movie. How hypocritical. Why don't you give up? Your opinions are completely worthless."
With a dramatic clap of his hands, Monobear leapt into the air, vanishing once more behind the chairs, leaving the parting message "And the curtains close on this tale, upupupu!"