#shuddupswerve

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hey guys! This is rodimus!

good morning, rod .

ignore the alcoholic in the back bitchin' in my damn audial to take the mirror down. he's depressed, an alcoholic, & self - conscious, damn, a triple threat . anyways, let's stop twalkin' about Terrible Teebs , my stupid stray cat dat won't leave . . . & start twalking about- .... um.

.... .... alpha 😼 . <- dats me, by da way :]

. . . & i Ain't twalkin' about DA PRIME 😎.

... again. it's . it's ME, baby, it's . .. it's literally me ( 😐 . ) how much longer do i have to emphasize this- are yew STUWPID ??? TINK MUCH, AFTHOLE? with your BRAIN MODULE??? USe IT-- 💢💢

/ ref i censored bcs idk 😭😭 i just love this meme

swerve can't hear you asking for a refill for the 10000000billionth time for the 10000millionth hour because he's busy listening to Be An Alpha song on loop bass boosted, &, yes, he thinks it's the coolest shit ever

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hey i love wreckers! made any friends, Guzzle?

hon . hon . hon .

( still doesn't quite get it . )