#shushhhhh

[sneverussape]

wait til my godfather hears about this!

—

when draco’s bored of his parents’ holiday party he goes off looking for the one adult who’ll understand his exact sentiments, armed with the one thing his godfather loves apart from potions and blancmange — gossip that he’s picked up from that day’s manor crowd.

[skybristle]

so THAT just happened

[pretty-emo-dad]

Who was I before alice said “hi star boy”

[theflirtmeister]

you know what trend i hate in mlm ya books?? how much the male characters hate women, they absolutely loathe them, they talk for paragraphs about how much they despise them, and it’s okay because they’re gay

[ickyvertabrae]

um how do tou feel about honestuck? Are u mormal about it

SHUT UPPP!!!!!! SHUT THE UP!!!

[jils-things]

you when seeing balsam at the store or perhaps listening to samba: SDV REAL?? (/j

me looking at samsung: SAM!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!11111

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

IGNORE THAT POST I WASN'T FINISHED

[mieczy-stiles]

every time there is an ocean video and instead of ocean sounds there's just some random music playing in the back I wanna commit arson