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happy Valentine’s Day, here’s the most eventful conversation that happened to me on grindr

(part 1)

Things I’m bad at:

-cleaning my room

-dressing myself

-understanding anything about selfies

me on New Year’s Eve, 2019: I feel like this year I’m gonna really open up and become social like I wanted to be since highschool

me, December of 2020: maybe next year I’ll treat myself to a haircut

It’s been 2 years without a haircut and I’m kinda over all this hair

okay maybe the shave wasn’t too bad

did you know? taking dead-eyed selfies in bed is a great way to avoid picking your shit up

me: turns off targeted advertising on youtube

youtube: “we now display ads based on the metrics from your area!”

youtube:

me: turns targeted advertising back on

from one king to another

👆🏻👽👆🏻

👉🏻👽👉🏻

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