#shutuplpsj

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my drug of choice? cancelling social events

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good morning everyone

a tree fell down beside my house last night. luckily think it somehow missed anything important but it’s literally scraping the walls lol

thank you tree gods for not tearing a hole in my delicate prefabricated walls

time to tell my landlord

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i have a shameful secret to share with you all

i genuinely like nickelback

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mm i love it when my car randomly costs me £200 2 days before christmas

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xmas shopping all done...i think! i hate it when i have no idea what to get someone and just choose a convenience gift lol but i don’t have the money nor the energy to try and figure out the most thoughtful gift for everyone...

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an excerpt of conversation

me: there's a sandwich on the piano mum: what do you mean there's a sandwich on the piano me: there's... a sandwich on piano? mum: what do you mean me: i don't know how to describe this more clearly to you mum: oh bollocks  i forgot about that 

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hotel so fancy it gives you an iphone ‘travel companion’ for the duration of your stay (free calls & internet!) but doesn’t have a wardrobe

do rich people just buy a new change of clothes every day what is this

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why do old people always want to set off on trips at like 3 in the morning like

yay i guess we get to spend the rest of the holiday exhausted i guess? woo?

clearly they weren’t raised in a generation where sleep is a Precious Thing