alicia and ariel take twin peaks (part two):
harry you had a rough night
time to call the cops oH WAIT
she's still in awe that gordon is david lynch, while i die laughing.
"what even happened to little nicky????"
"THIS IS A SUPER SPECIAL PART. gordon's specifically." "alicia, it's all super special."
HAS HE BEEN USING HIS HEARING TO PICK UP CHICKS THE WHOLE TIME??
"I KNOW THINGS ABOUT BIRDS BECAUSE NUNS"
and then she mentioned penguins before he even told the penguin joke wow 2spooky
DO THEY NOT HAVE HUMOR IN THE CONVENT, IS THAT WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING?
whatever i still like annie. i can't be tamed.
and then windom was cosplaying freud.
ANNIE WAS SECRETLY IN THE GRID THIS WHOLE TIME AND THE CONVENT IS JUST A FRONT
every time the theme comes on, whether it's the opening or used as background music, we have to do a vocal dubstep remix if we don't put "twin peaks' new booty" over it.
AUDREY HORNE AND BELLE: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
"fierce spirits. i just pictured, like, a spectral beyonce."
"IF THEY DON'T EXPLAIN THE OWLS, I'M GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING MAD - you know what, fuck it, they're jareth."
"DIANE. DIANE, I'M TRYING TO BANG A NUN. I THINK I'M LIVING IN A BAD PORN: SECRET AGENT BANGS NUNS."
IS IT JUST RAINING GLITTER NOW?