#sibling blogging

[ourbastardofsorrows]

sister, joking: you don’t have adhd! you just walked through too many doors!

[bpd-honoka]

happy birthday to the absolute BEST sibling a gal could ever ask for @tiredapollo !!!!! i love u homie ur the best i hope u have the best birthday ever!!!!!!!!! i love u sm!!!!!!!!!!!

[ourbastardofsorrows]

i was scolding one of the cats and called him "sir", and sister responded to me, calling me "mage"

which is the tumblr-appointed gender-neutral form of sir/ma'am

but it also made me feel like i was being addressed by a templar in dragon age

[ourbastardofsorrows]

me, looking at a pile of cat toys in the cat bed: oh, an offering pit!

sister: i put them there because i was gonna mist them with catnip spray… but i guess it could be… an offering pit

[ourbastardofsorrows]

me: i would never poke you with a stick because i was in a bad mood

sister: but maybe for mild amusement, or because you found a stick, or…

[ourbastardofsorrows]

uh anyway shoutout to sister for encouraging me to see how long my hair can get before the weight kills my curls, despite the fact that she'll be the one helping me cut/dye my hair

[ourbastardofsorrows]

sister and i took the pussy cat shots, like we said we would for new year’s. some important notes:

the shot glasses are split down the middle, with one side being watermelon vodka and one side being pina colada rum

each side has 20% alcohol per volume

you’d think, seeing as nobody ever has wanted a watermelon pina colada, that the little pull-tab on the shot glass would be set up so you would, perhaps, pull it enough to take the watermelon shot, cleanse your palate, then open the tab the rest of the way to take the pina colada shot

apparently the designers of the pussy cat shot glass had been sampling their own product, because the pull tab is situated in a way where you can either: A) remove it and attempt to drink one side at a time without dumping the other half of the shot all over your face, or B) drink the world’s first (and hopefully last) watermelon pina colada shot

we opted for the second

it was just as wretched and vile as you’d imagine

🎶 if you like pina coladas, and watermelon mistakes 🎶

we each took two shots. the second was worse because we knew exactly what to expect from it

happy new year!

[ourbastardofsorrows]

sister, after learning which scent my perfume is: i knew it smelled edgy!