#siblings lmao

[dummy-gummy]

Our fav Siblings

[rorschachiris]

Katara: What was that noise?

Sokka: My shirt fell.

Katara: It sounded too loud to be a shirt?

Sokka: I was in it.

[lightgriffinsect]

BF: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Miku: No, I said "BF, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

Travis: to Chris "SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH."

Meg: "Hm?"

Travis: turning to her "You're doing great and I love you."

Travis: back to his brother "Bitch."

[obaewankenope]

If you are still doing top 5 then how about Top 5 Spiteful things Raphael!Crowley has ever done to his sibs?

I am!! This is brilliant omg

One of the first things Raphael does when he discovers Gabriel has plucked feathers from Michael’s wing is plan. He doesn’t storm up to the Youngest Archangel and give him what-for (even though he really wants to) because he knows Michael threw Gabriel through a few (hundred) clouds and left him a bedraggled-looking fledgling as a result. But the offense demands a response from Raphael as well. So he waits and he plans and he times it perfectly. The day Gabriel comes in with a minor injury from sparring with Lucifer (they’re not always so minor when it’s Lucifer who is the sparring partner but this one is), Raphael has it all Ready. The intense itching all along his feathers for days and days after leaves Gabriel a near-wreck that twitches at everything until he concedes that he Fucked Up Before and he apologises to Michael and then begs Raphael to Make It Stop. Raphael only does so after Michael tells him that Gabriel as “suffered enough I suppose”. Gabriel never plucks feathers from anyone’s wings ever again after all that.

Lucifer tricks Raphael into falling and then plays it cool. Raphael-now-Crowley is bitter and angry but he also wants to be Left Alone so he has to tread carefully. He still wants to get his own back however. So when Lucifer sends him up top to just Tempt Eve, Crowley decides to also cause some Good to happen that will, as a result, land squarely at Lucifer’s feet. Good For Humanity will piss Lucifer off more than anything. It transpires that he doesn’t actually have to do anything, however, when the Principality of the Eastern Gate does it for him, but Crowley still takes credit in hell and leaves Lucifer fuming about it. After all, that was Luci’s blade once upon a time and now it’s in the hands of humanity? That’s just insult added to injury and Raphael loves it.

In the 12th century, Gabriel ended up on earth for a specific miracle he had no choice but to perform. He couldn’t fob it off on Aziraphale because it required actual Gabriel-involvement. Raphael knew about this miracle centuries in advance (he’s still plugged in to Angel Radio and he knows a lot of shit since he’s up on earth 24/7 and thus never misses out on Updates) so he prepared. The day Gabriel shows up, Raphael takes great, great pleasure in ensuring that everything Gabriel encounters goes Stupidly Wrong, from a horse cart full of dung overturning and splattering him to a mob of suspicious peasants running the Archangel out of the village with pitchfork and torch. It’s the most amusing thing Raphael has witnesses in centuries and he itches to tell Aziraphale about it but, well, the Principality doesn’t know who he is so he can’t. But he wishes.

Uriel is not an Archangel, not really. Neither is Sandalphon. Raphael considers them too Aggressive for the role and Too Narrowminded. Of course, Gabriel chose them to replace him and Luci so it’s no surprise. Both of them are Very Dedicated to Gabriel and Gabriel’s Vision. Naturally then, Raphael has to cause them problems if only to irritate Gabriel. So he sends incorrect reports, messages, rumours and the like through Angel Radio until Gabriel is all but frothing at the metaphorical-mouth over Uriel and Sandalphon Disobeying Direct Orders And Mingling With Humans. It’s not a lot but it’s funny as all hell to listen to the Drama(TM) Gabriel causes as a result.

Michael is Raphael’s favourite sibling. She has to be. She’s his twin and thus she gets an automatic pass for a lot of things. But sometimes, sometimes she irritates him and he has to Have Revenge. One of those times is when she pranks him by turning his wings to obnoxious colours. Raphael likes his blue wings, he loves them, but Michael has red ones and Michael things red is best. So she turns his wings to this horrific mix between the two colours that isn’t purple (it’s too ugly to be purple it really is) and Raphael ends up hiding until he can get the colour to go back to his preferred blue. Michael is smug as all when he next shows up and his wings are sparkling and clean and Very Blue and that’s when Raphael realises it was Michael who pranked him and then it’s War. So he sets it all up, using some of the younger angels to Assist and gets it so he’s sparring with Michael one day and she’s suddenly swarmed by a few hundred fledgling cherubims and the like and they just smother her beneath their not inconsiderable number of wings. Michael is an Outraged Mess by the time she digs herself out from under the pile and Raphael has literally shared the news of Michael looking like a Mess with the whole of the host who have shown up to witness it. The revenge is sweet even though Raphael has to flee through heaven with a Very Angry Sister Who Is An Archangel on his behind for a month straight. It’s still worth it.

Top 5 things?