Dark Sides Text Posts: Sick Edition
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[One: (Deceit) Whelp. My nose is running, my head is stuffed, my ears are ringing, and my throat feels like it’s covered in millions of knives. Y’all know what that means. Time ti run my ass to Walmart and pick up some NiQuill and Ten Bottles of SPRITE.
Two: (Remus) My body: That’s right idiot, take your nyquil on an empty stomach, you don’t need food where you’re going. Me: I suddenly feel more sick.
Three: (Virgil) A blanket around my shoulders, a fan on, plenty of snacks, a drink, and a movie. Being sick can sometimes be a good thing,
Four: (Deceit) So my stupid ass caught the flu...fuck.
Five: (Remus) Just wanna go home and like...never get up.
Six: (Virgil) When you feel yourself comeing down with a cold and you convince yourself that if you just “get some sleep” you’ll feel better tomorrow morning even though you know it’s a LIE!
Seven: (Deceit) I’ve been sick in bed all day and I can barely drink water. Someone kill me please.
Eight: (Remus) When you have a cold and you laugh it sounds like you’re making an evil scheme.
Nine: (Virgil) Everyone else: OMG, yes, I’m sick! I don’t have to eat! Yay! Me: *laying in bed unable to fucking muve bc of how sick I am* Hell is real, life is an illusion, I want warm cookies and soup, I hope someone comes and murders me, where my cat at.]