Okay.. am I the only one who thinks ( especially now that wandavision is out ) that a vision sickfic/whump fic would be fantastic?? Because literally not a single one exists 😭😭 you can even get creative with it since he’s a robot and probabky isn’t well acquainted with pain and feeling sick. It could maybe be something like a virus designed to act like a sickness in humans? Either way I think it’d slap
You might enjoy this bonus drabble @awesomesockes and I wrote as an add-on to, Five Times Bruce Banner is Not That Kind of Doctor™ + One Time He’s Perfect For the Job:
“How about now?” Tony asks, deleting another file.
“There is a toe in my cupboard,” Vision replies, then frowns. “That is not what I sofa bed.” He frowns again. “Lamb.”
Tony sighs. “Looks like that fixed the eye twitching, but his verbal processor is still shot.”
Bruce adjusts his glasses and leans in closer to the computer screen. “How did he even get this virus?” he questions. “I thought he had a bulletproof firewall.”
“Guess there’s a first time for everything.” Tony clicks another few keys on his laptop. “Now?”
Vision’s left arm shoots up in the air and his whole body starts vibrating.
Tony snorts out a laugh. “Looks like he’s getting an email.”
Still shaking, Vision shoots him a glare.
Bruce rolls his eyes. “He can still hear you.”
“Sorry.” Tony clicks a few more keys. The shaking stops.
“Snow cones,” Vision says with a grateful nod.
Tony heaves out another sigh. “Welp, I got nothing. What do you think, Doc?”
Bruce thinks for a moment. “Have you tried turning him off and on again?”
