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Hell0 there I'm s0llux capt0r and y0u?

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Sickandtwistedvantas began following you
Hell0 there I'm s0llux capt0r and y0u?
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Whoa there, where's the fire, folks? Sudden influx of attention like that has to have a reason. A lot of you look like you'd be better off elsewhere, too. Like the lobby of whatever convention you're all dressed up for. ... ... And then there's the kid who looks like my bro.
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ALL RIGHT. SO I SAID I WAS GOING TO START BACK THAT WELCOME POST SHIT AGAIN BuT THEN I ENDED uP. NOT DOING IT. BECAuSE I WAS BuSY. SO TO MAKE uP FOR THAT AND STARTING AGAIN WITH THIS I GRABBED THE SIX MOST RECENT FOLLOWERS I GAINED AND TOSSED THEM IN THIS POST.
AREN'T YOu SIX LuCKY. YOu'RE GETTING A PERSONALIZED GREETING(AS MuCH AS A GREETING TO SIX CAN BE PERSONALIZED) FROM ME. THIS IS WHAT YOu CAN EXPECT FROM MY BLOG. DEATH AND THREATS ARE PASSED OuT LIKE CANDY TO ALL WHO WANT IT(OR DON'T. I DON'T DISCRIMINATE.). EACH OF YOu HAVE BEEN ADDED TO MY LIST OF PEOPLE I PLAN ON MuRDERING. AND WHILE THAT WON'T HAPPEN FOR A WHILE. IT WILL EVENTuALLY. FOR NOW I'LL STAY CONTENT WITH HIDING IN THE SHADOWS AND TAKING NOTES BASED uPON MY OBSERVATIONS OF EACH OF YOu. I *COuLD* END uP BEING INVOLVED IN SOME SORT OF STRANGE BANTER-BASED RELATIONSHIP WITH ANY OF YOu. BuT WE'LL HAVE TO SEE. WON'T WE?
ANYWAY. YEAH. WELCOME TO MY BLOG. MY PREFERRED NAME IS uMBRAGE AND I'LL BE YOuR GuIDE.
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you're a really...weird looking alien.
Hey there~