#sidehoe (affectionate)

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

wait

I'm not your boyfriend? 🥺🥺😭😢

You’re my sidehoe.

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

aye- hey now- I was kidding-

I think I'd get kicked out. :')

Not my boyfriend, not my problem.

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

babe :(

What?

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

oh so you're neglecting me now? >:0

you've lost cuddle privileges, enjoy sleeping on the couch--

I am not sleeping on the couch. I will sleep right next to my wife.

Especially since it’s my house.

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

bitch don't facepalm me- I'm trying to be a good househusband and this is how you treat me smh 🙄🙄

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Sure, sure-

Eh, well, take care of yourself. It's more important--

I can't tell if that was sarcasm or not, so I'm gonna take it as you calling me cute. 💖💖🥰

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Booo you're no fun. :((

Seriously though, how've you been?

I did miss you, so be grateful. 🙄🙄/j

I am plenty of fun, thank you very much.

I’ve been good, life’s hectic as always so nothing new.

Aw, how cute..

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Or what, you'll spank me? <33

Ew, no.