#sideplot:eon

[askillusionfox]

Jokul @ Aku: It must be safe to say that this whole endeavour can't *possibly* be interesting to you, right? Is there really nothing better to do where you come from? Forgive this old fox's... assumption, but you don't seem the type of 'mon to do something as noble as save the girl; I don't need Sight to see fondness has no base here. Even to go as far as manipulate a child's evolutionary path... Idle hands truly are the devil's playground.

Aku: To be perfectly honest, I suppose I could’ve spent my time doing something more productive and worthwhile, but seeing how i’m having trouble remembering what that was, I figured a change of pace could humor me for some time. Besides, mercy killing wasn’t on the schedule today.

Aku: I’m sure our little adventure will come in handy for the future, wouldn’t it–???

Aku: …What are you–

{ Eon used Pounce! Jokul’s illusion broke! }Aku: Oh.

{ @askeon @divinerofthestars }

[askillusionfox]

Morty: Hey wait a second.... red and black... mean to people... eats very young eevees.... supernatural powers.......... YOURE COPYING ME SQUAWK

Eon: DON’T YOU DARE EAT HIM!!!!

{ @askeon @baby-yveltal }

[askillusionfox]

Eon: I never thought it’d be so relieved to see a bunch of rocks and shrubs again...

Eon: ...I know I probably shouldn’t ask since I’ll likely not get a real answer but ... why did you help me, honestly?

Aku: Out of the deepest and most sincere depths of my heart and soul, I couldn’t bear to stand by and let you die the loneliest and most pathetic of deaths imaginable in this realm.

Eon: .....That was sarcasm.

Aku: Oh good, you’re learning.

{ Eon and Aku have arrived at the cave. }

{ @askeon }

[askillusionfox]

Eon: Owwwwowowowow!

Aku: Nobody told you to launch yourself at that vulpix like a dumbass.

Eon: I thought they were a rattata, how was I supposed to know? Why didn’t you say anything???

Aku: It was obvious, painfully.

Eon: (Tell me about it–) ow!

{ @askeon }

[askillusionfox]

Eon: SPIT HIM OUT. NOW.

Aku: guckoff ge gegervs git--

Eon: I DON’T CARE OPEN UP OR I’M TEARING YOUR EAR OFF!!

Aku: gike gell you w--GaAUGH!!

{ It seems the baby Yveltal has escaped death once more... }

{ @askeon @baby-yveltal }

[askillusionfox]

*throws a water balloon of holy water at Aku*

Aku: Y’know for someone with a sprained wrist you sure look like you can walk the next few miles–

Aku & Eon: ?!

ZoRudeAnon: Kekeke!!

Aku & Eon: …

Eon: …Actually, you can eat this one. Go ahead.

Aku: Finally.

ZoRudeAnon: Ah?!

{ @askeon } 

[askillusionfox]

Is Aku going to still try to get Eon's kid to evolve into an Umbreon?

Eon: I’m right here, y’know.

Aku: Honestly, why would you want to be anything else???

Aku: As an Eevee, you can either stay the same and be boring, or turn into either a walking catfish, a spark buttplug, an overtoasted marshmellow, a hairless freak, a useless plant, a glass snowflake, or another freak with a ribbon fetish. At least with Umbreon, you have venom, stealth and defense on your side. Clearly it’s the most logical choice for survival.

Eon: Either way, it’s not up to you, it’s up to him when he’s old enough. Hopefully by then, he’ll have even more options to evolve into if he wants.

Aku: Such as?

Aku: Yeah, that’s useful.

Aku: Now we can add “confused rock hoarder” to the list of evolutions Eevee can take–

{ Eon used Frustration! }

{ Aku’s substitute lost 1HP! }

{ @askeon }

[askillusionfox]

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Aku: Finally, it stopped raining. That humidity was getting annoying.

Eon: ....How am I gonna make it home with this? I can barely walk with three legs, and it’s almost the middle of the night. I don’t even think I’ll be home by morning...

Aku: Guess you’re gonna have to deal with it.

Eon: How can you sa-- wah!

Eon: What is this? Put me down! Hey!!

{ Aku and Eon have left the cave... }

{ @askeon }