#sidney.

[rimouskis]

"Can you guys smell my gloves" they are so WEIRD

[coffeefocusrat]

[sidsthekid]

WHAT

[ladyimaginarium]

i& was just thinking this &. ngl the corsicans have the potential to be the funniest fucking family. like in terms of memes. we got uranos corsica aka mr sandy claws the guy that nobody fucking likes & needs to go to bed. we got bernardo who's the resident rich boy twink thot w/ shades on. we got svetlana resident military bad bitch w/ afro indigenous magic ( ik her personally ). we got victor who literally looks like everyone's math teacher except he's russian & is 10000% done w/ everyone's shit. we got georgiana the mom friend who is Also 10000% done w/ everyone's shit & gets her kids out of trouble. we got worick the local himbo manwhore king aka the ken of the corsicas who's also the double agent & is out here pissing everybody off. we got the destroyers - striker aka the baddest dude in the family who's also like obsessed & unhinged & has BPD but everybody loves anyway except for worick bc everytime they see each other It's On Sight TM, beretta aka the baddest bitch in ergastulum & local resident NPD bisexual witchy goth sex worker mom, sig aka The HPD Party Girl TM who likes to do all the most unspeakable acts known to man, & colt aka the Local Autistic ASPD Goth Eboy TM who's just. literally vibing this entire time & just wants to pet cats in peace gdi. we got ( in an au ) minimi & maverick aka Local Vincian Gay Arsonist Dude Who Likes Money & Naps & Also Lighting Shit On Fire TM & maverick who's the Local Cryptid Beauty Queen Traumatized Schizophrenic Indigenous Lesbian Who Has A Sword & Endless Female Rage TM. we got ivan, erica & mikhail, aka another guy that nobody fucking likes, the Sad Unhinged Girl TM & the Horror Child TM. we got sidney & evelyn the local baddies & the other bad bitches. like. this is literally steaming w/ meme material. they're kinda iconic ngl.

[mutyler]

TEXT 📲 SIDBRINA

SIDNEY: Sammy is barely bigger than my hand.

SIDNEY: I just want her to stay this small forever.

[mutyler]

@alemuse​ w/ Magdalena diaz

Sidney was enjoying his new life as a father. It was definitely different than what he was used to. He wasn’t used to waking up at all hours of the night or having to deal with a crying baby all day, but he didn’t have any complaints so far. As loud as his daughter was, he didn’t care. She was his kid and he was already obsessed with her. He reached down into her crib and scooped up the crying baby, noticing that she immediately quieted down a little once she was in his arms. “I think I’ve spoiled her,” Sid chuckled out, holding her up against his shoulder. He liked giving Magda a break whenever he was around. Even though, he was technically around all the time. They just hadn’t officially talked about living together. “I think she might be hungry. And as much as she loves me, that’s only a job for mom.”

[mutyler]

@andiesmu​

Having time to exercise didn’t really happen anymore for Sidney. Exercise was a leisure activity and he didn’t really have any free time these days. His life was all about taking care of his newly minted family and trying to impress at his new job. It was rare that he actually found time to jog around his neighborhood. But he’d somehow managed to finagle some time to himself. It was important that he worked out. Magda definitely loved how in shape he was, and he worked at a gym now, so he couldn’t let himself get out of shape. He’d already made his way to the Lakefront path, his favorite place to run near his house. He couldn’t help but get slightly distracted when he noticed someone sitting away from the trail. He spotted a cell phone a few feet away from the person and ran over to retrieve it, assuming that it was theirs. “Hey!” He called out, jogging over to where they were. “Did you lose this?”