S.idon eating R.evali
And the last one!
It wasn’t too often that the various kingdoms of Hyrule visited one another, but the occasions did come up. This was how S.idon found himself in the R.ito Village, as his father and the R.ito elder were having an important discussion. Since he and, if what he has overheard to be correct, Teba are both slated to be taking over these roles in their respective kingdoms, the two current elders have decided to discuss bringing their kingdoms together more harmoniously.
Though, it seems the discussion is going on...far longer than it should. The two elders got sidetracked and some point and have gone off into long, rambling tangents. Thinking it easier to just let them get it all out than interrupt their train of thought, S.idon had left the proceedings to find something else to busy his time with. He found the R.ito Village fascinating and wanted a better look around anyway.
S.idon ended up encountering a problem with all of this, though. He found himself getting lost and turned around, unfamiliar with the layout of the village. He could navigate his own home with his eyes closed but he can’t figure out where anything is here yet. Normally, he’d just ask for some assistance, but a prince asking random citizens for directions felt...just a little embarrassing.
On it’s own, that would be fine. S.idon would inevitably find his father or make his way to the bottom and be able to move along. No, what makes this slightly embarrassing happenstance into an actual problem is the fact that S.idon is very, very hungry. They didn’t pack any meals for their trip to the kingdom, but with the two leaders going on and on, they’ve been at the kingdom far longer than anyone had anticipated.
He wasn’t sure if they would have fish here, but S.idon was hungry enough to eat just about anything. He’s been trying to find the local shop or perhaps someplace that is serving meals, but he’s had no luck with either, but his stomach is getting increasingly impatient. It’s growling loud enough that the locals are giving him strange looks...
S.idon ends up taking a break at a large platform near the ground, rubbing his stomach. There’s no one else around right now except for one blue R.ito who seems to be practicing with a bow and arrow. The gears turn in S.idon’s head for a few moments. He looks around and, sure enough, there are no other R.ito nearby. His stomach lets out another low grumble.
R.evali is completely focused on his practice. Not that he thinks he needs it, but it’s always good to keep his skills sharp and well trained. He wouldn’t dare to be sloppy and let himself falter for even a moment. He didn’t notice anything else going on around him, firing off arrows one after another. Bullseye. Bullseye. Bulls--”Ack!”
A hard pull on R.evali’s arm makes him stumble with a squawk, and he bumps into something soft and...ugh, fishy. The champion looks up, finding himself pressed slightly against none other than Prince S.idon. The Z.ora’s grip is like iron on his wing. “Just what do you think you’re doing?!” R.evali huffs in annoyance. “Unhand me!”
S.idon’s not sure what he’s doing. He does want to release the R.ito and apologize for doing something so rude. But he can’t seem to make his hand listen. Another loud growl rumbles up from his middle, right against R.evali. The anger on the R.ito’s face twitches a little into something more nervous. R.evali pulls harder on his wing but that just makes S.idon tighten his grip more.
“I-I mean it, let go of me!” R.evali demands. His eyes are flickering around, but he realizes that no one is here. When he looks back at S.idon, he sees the Z.ora is drooling. And then the prince’s jaws yawn open wide, showing off his sharp teeth, slimy tongue, and the dark, tight gullet eager to claim the R.ito.
S.idon lunges down, clamping his maw down over R.evali’s head and shoulders. It muffles the loud scream the R.ito let out. He’s pulling hard on his arm and trying to hit S.idon with the bow he has clutched in his free arm. S.idon grabs R.evali’s other arm and forces both of the R.ito’s wings down at his side.
The taste is amazing...unlike anything S.idon has had before. R.evali, similarly, is experiencing something unlike anything before. S.idon’s breath is muggy and smells of old, rotten fish. His thick tongue slathers over his head roughly, messing up his feathers and soaking him in drool. He’d have to bathe for hours to get the smell out of his feathers...but that’s assuming he’d get the chance to.
S.idon’s stomach whines loudly for food and, given where he is, he agrees that this should be done quickly. The prince effortlessly hoists R.evali up into the air and tosses his head back. R.evalia’s legs cartwheel wildly in the air while he tries to wiggle free. A thick, wet GLLLNK! rings out and S.idon’s gullet bulges as R.evali’s head plunges into it.
R.evali is up to his stomach now in the fishy maw. S.idon moves his hands to hold onto R.evali’s legs and he shoves down with another heavy ULLLGP! R.evali’s bow clatters to the ground as he sinks in up to his shins and S.idon kicks it off the edge of the platform.
R.evali’s legs kick weakly now, tightly constrained by S.idon’s gullet and jaws. His tongue curls around R.evali’s ankles a little and drags the R.ito in deeper. Once his twitching feet slide past the Z.ora’s sharp teeth, he snaps his jaws shut and gives a final GLNK! A bulge sinks down S.idon’s gullet and, all at once, R.evali spills into his gut, making it balloon out with a bounce and a wet slosh.
“BWWOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPP!!!!” A deep, wet belch roars out of S.idon, several dark blue feathers puffing out of his maw and fluttering to the ground. “Aaaaaah..~” His entire body relaxes as he lets out a deep sigh with his tongue lolling out and he rests a hand on his stomach. It’s bloated out nicely in front of him, burbling greedily and starting to shift around.
S.idon’s stomach is even worse than his maw, R.evali has decided. The fishy stench is unbearable here, and it’s only made worse by the muggy, slimy environment. Thick slime cakes his feathers, and the whole thing is unbearably noisy and won’t settle down. The walls keep clenching and squeezing, almost greedily eager to have some meat to work over.
It’s not long before S.idon’s stomach starts to bounce and bulge wildly, making the prince yelp in surprise as it sloshes around. R.evali is screaming obscenities and threats inside, all while throwing himself around wildly in some attempt to upset S.idon’s stomach or otherwise force his way out. Other than making some sickly belches blast out, though, the whole thing results in very little for R.evali.
Although, S.idon does decide this is already too much. He sits down on the edge of the platform, his gut sitting in his lap, and he begins to knead his hands into his stomach. He managed to eat a R.ito without being noticed or caught, but having a gut thrashing this much will make it obvious what happened. “I’m sorry about this, but please try to calm down,” S.idon says as he shoves down on some of the bulges R.evali was making.
“I will not CALM DOWN!” R.evali screams loudly. His face bulges out the top of S.idon’s gut for a few moments before a hard shove pushes him back down with a squawk. He refuses to give up, though, trying to kick and shove wherever he can in an attempt to inflict whatever pain he can. “Let me out of this foul prison at once, you stupid bass! Do you even know who I am?! You can’t just--”
“BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!” A bassy belch suddenly blasts out of S.idon, catching him by surprise and making R.evali yelp. More blue feathers plume in the air, scattering quickly in the wind. S.idon’s stomach has clamped down now, squeezing R.evali much tighter and forcing him into an uncomfortable ball.
S.idon slurps over his teeth as he grins. He leans back on one hand, rubbing over his gut much more gently with the other. His stomach is tightly clamped on the R.ito now, and he can feel the little contours of the man’s body. He can even see the point of the beak sticking out slightly. With his back to the village, he’s not too worried about being suddenly spotted like this.
He feels so much better now...sure, he feels a little bad about what he’s going to do to this R.ito. Being treated like a common trout isn’t a very honorable way to die, especially for another living person. But S.idon’s hunger is settled and his meal was rather delicious. Besides, no one is going to miss one random R.ito too much, right..? It’ll blow over in no time...
R.evali groans and strains as he tries to resist against the clenching stomach walls. All that does is make them squeeze back tighter and cram him into place. It’s uncomfortable, his body already sore from the squeeze. He can barely so much as yell out about the indignity of this all because it's a waste of breath he’s struggling to keep in his lungs. He’s doing his best to remain calm but the panic is setting in the longer he’s stuck here.
The environment is sweltering and uncomfortable, and the rotten stench of old fish is suffocating. R.evali is certain he’s lost more than a few feathers. Normally, the thought of being patchy and slimy would be incredibly upsetting to him and his pride, but he’d easily take that over what he’ll actually look like if he lets the Z.ora’s stomach finish its job with him. He has to get out of this hellish pit...there must be a way out..!
Another soft belch escapes S.idon and he presses down gently on R.evali’s head. He can feel the R.ito trying to wiggle around inside more, muffled noises of effort and discomfort just barely coming out over the thick, wet burbling of his stomach. Poor thing must have gotten its second wind...well, S.idon is sure his stomach will handle the whole thing quickly. Even if this is a lot of meat.
S.idon was relaxing on his own for a little while when he finally heard the sound of footsteps approaching him. He looks over to see a white R.ito approaching, who’s wearing a strange cap and a pair of goggles over his eyes. “Aha, you must be the prince of the Z.ora, S.idon!” the R.ito exclaims.
“Ah, yes, that would be correct,” S.idon agrees with a nod. He clenches his gut a little tighter over his meal, hoping to keep it from being spotted. “I’m not intruding somewhere I shouldn’t be, am I?”
“No, no, I’m actually here as a reporter!” The R.ito stands tall and gives a salute. “I’m P.enn, with the Lucky Clover Gazette! This is a scoop I can’t miss out coming from my own home!”
Ah, that sounds somewhat familiar to S.idon. Well, S.idon thinks it’d be rude to deny an interview. His lunch shouldn’t give him too much of an issue. So he stands up, his gut wobbling slightly. “I’d be more than happy to answer your question then! Please, ask me whatever it is you’d like!”
R.evali winces as things slosh around him. He’s feeling worse the longer he’s stuck in here and he’s trying not to think about the fact it’s because S.idon’s stomach is slowly working on him. He can hear S.idon talking faintly, but it takes him a little longer to hear the second voice above all the gurgling and churning. Someone else is out there..!
R.evali starts to struggle and yell again, trying his very best to be heard over S.idon’s hard working stomach. At this point, though, he’s not doing much. He makes the Z.ora’s stomach shift weakly but his voice is drowned out by the thick churning noises and he’s struggling to move at all.
P.enn doesn’t make any comment on it at first, but S.idon ends up giving a sickly belch into his fist. The reporter tilts his head a bit and puts a wing to his chin. “Are you feeling alright? Your stomach sounds like mine after some bad chicken!”
S.idon smiles sheepishly and rests his hands on his stomach. “Oh, I’m quite alright. My lunch is just...” He squeezes his stomach. He can feel something inside crack and shift, the muffled cry of the R.ito lost completely to his stomach. “...disagreeing with me a little.”
“Oh, if you’re feeling sick, we can leave it there for now!” P.enn reassures. “I just wanted to ask one more thing anyway--have you seen R.evali?”
S.idon tilts his head a bit. “R.evali..?” Hm...isn’t that the name of the R.ito Champion? He’s not sure he’s met the man yet but he’s heard plenty about him.
“Yeah, he’s got dark blue feathers, a cocky attitude, good with a bow--he should have been practicing here about now! He usually does private training here this time of day.”
...private...training? Good with a bow..? S.idon’s stomach gurgles wetly over twitching meat and he turns his head away to burp softly into his fist again. “Ah...n-no, I apologize, no one was here when I arrived.”
“Huh...well, alright then! I’ll get out of your feathers now. Soar long!” P.enn salutes again and turns to walk off, humming to himself.
S.idon looks down at his stomach now, feeling it churn and gurgle wetly over R.evali’s twitching form. He gently presses a few fingers in and winces as he feels the contents squelch and shift. Oh...that doesn’t feel good. Letting R.evali out at this stage isn’t an option. It’s more merciful to just...leave him as he is.
“Sorry about this, R.evali!” S.idon says, and he does genuinely mean it. “I didn’t realize it was you. I wouldn’t have done something like this if I knew!” Well, he might not have. He’d been very hungry. “I’ll make sure not to let anyone know what happened to you.” He meant that to be reassuring, a promise to preserve R.evali’s dignity, but it sounded much darker than he realized.
And sure enough, those words give very little comfort to R.evali. He’s shaking and finding it hard to breathe in the stale, thick air of S.idon’s stomach. There had been pain before, but that’s been fading into numbness, which is spreading across his body slowly. It’s somehow more terrifying than the pain was. He can’t feel below the knees anymore, and one of his wings hasn’t been able to move since S.idon clenched down on him. He’s seeing more of his feathers around him in the slimy space, and a bubbling muck is starting to rise.
I...I can’t die like this..! I’m the Champion of the R.ito..! I’m not...food...for some stupid fish..! This isn’t how it should end..! It can’t...It can’t end like this..! Those thoughts race through R.evali’s mind but he doesn’t have the capacity to shout them out. His body struggles to move, and it only gets harder with time. The walls are closing in on him, stealing all of his space and threatening to take more. I...I don’t...want to die...like this..!
“BBBBWWWWWWWWUUuuurrrrrrpp!!!!” A wet, rotten belch rolls out of S.idon as his gut clenches down hard. A few crunches and pops bubble out of his stomach. Lots of white and blue feathers explode from his maw, singed in acid and dripping in drool. The prince blushes slightly seeing them all. He hopes the wind will carry that all away. He picks his teeth with one hand to get a few more feathers out and his other presses into his gut. It burbles and squelches wetly and he feels the solid mass break into small chunks under his hand.
S.idon carefully sweeps all of the feathers off the platform, feeling his guts churn and gurgle wetly. Once he’s done, he walks off, rubbing over his gut as it sloshes softly. He can feel it growing softer under his hand, breaking down all of that succulent R.ito meat with relative ease now that it’s no longer resisting him.
By now, it’s getting late, and S.idon has to go and retrieve his father. At least finding the place he left the two of them is easier than anything else, and after pointing out the time to the king, things wrap up a bit faster from there. Teba bids them farewell on their way out, though his eyes do linger on S.idon’s stomach for a moment. The prince has a bit more heft to him now than before...
On the way out, though, S.idon takes a pit stop. He can feel his bowels groaning, a heavy weight in them. They’ve already walked out of the kingdom and S.idon walks over to one of the cliffsides surrounding to squat down. He feels the weight inside of him shift and slither down further.
“Nngh...thank you...for your...hospitality, R.evali!” S.idon huffs out as he slowly passes his lunch. Thing, soft logs slide out of him a few feet at a time before they break off and drop down into the chasm. Each one has some bits of the R.ito in them--bones, feathers, soiled clothing--that would make them identifiable to anyone who got a closer look. But no one would as it all goes dropping down the side of the cliff to make a mess somewhere at the bottom that the R.ito would avoid if they even noticed.
S.idon eventually feels something bulkier and harder coming out. He can’t see it, but it’s R.evali’s skull. His beka pokes out first before S.idon’s ass spreads over the rest of it. Shit is tightly packed inside, and the log behind it helps push the skull out with a soft pop and send it flying off the edge of the cliff as well. A couple more logs follow it before S.idon finally feels empty.
Sighing in content and standing up again, the prince hurries to catch up with his father, who’s already long past all the bridges through his own means. Whispers of where R.evali is are already spreading through the kingdom as the two Z.ora leave, but the question would never get an answer. S.idon does hope he gets to visit the kingdom again soon. He wonders if other R.ito might taste different...













