#sieve brain

[butchindie]

I KEEP FORGETTING TO BUY A NEW VIBRATOR

[satans-knitwear]

I wear actual casual, chill clothes sometimes!

Treat me ~ Tip me

[milfsmackdown]

i was going to do something but i forgot what

[babysdrivers]

me every time i leave the house: maybe i should've taken a propranolol before i left :/

[butchindie]

I mean, we already know you're extremely hot 😵😍

you have no clue how much effort i put into figuring out what this was in reference to

[nerdyten]

YOU CAN EDIT THE TAGS ON POSTS AFTER REBLOGGING THEM NOW??? IS THIS NEW? Have I been living under a rock or could you always do that and I’m stupid or both??? Eye -

[stellarblade]

my brain cant decide bewteen spelling it flayn or flayne and if im being honestly i literally dont remember what the game says but going off everyone else im assuming its flayn

[autumnsnuggling]

Me: Leaves the house

Also me: Realises I've forgotten my purse and I need to buy petrol

Still me: Would the police really chase me? Can I make the journey (50 miles, with approx 40 miles of petrol left)

Better, realistic April: sighs and turns around. Gets greeted by @thenightfury-115 giving me sass about my shift being quick.

This is why you don't book early shifts me peeps 😅