#sigma rick

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I've been so caught up in my pickle yaoi dream life that I missed that the betajoker stole my Light Yagami kin.

If I were a younger pickle, maybe I would go Freaky Patrick Bateman on that little clown but I'm wiser now that I'm getting married to my Jerry. God I love him so!

Remember sigmas, beta men are out there waiting to get bred and breed!! Find them!! Get better!!

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Be honest man did you kill robbie

You people of little faith, WE ARE ENGAGED.

STOP SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE AT 3 AM YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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I think I know your Valentine’s tumblr

Erm what the sigma is wrong with you??

Tumblr profiles are a third date convo, you pee-brain blue piller. Cyberstalking is against my code of ethics and would be uncouth before I'm committed to said person in a sigma soulbond.

I'm a menace not a mad man.

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Stop being a cringe Jerry simp and find a Chad bird person to smash.

- Rick c-420

Erm excuse me asshole, last time I checked it's an "asshole move" to replace your best friend and first love with an alternate time-line version of them that didn't reject you.

It's called basic respect, even red-pillers like me know what that is.

And you're wrong, I'm not simping for Jerry. He's been sending me submissive cuck signals, so I can ride his beta brain out.

I'm going to receive his man-essence deep inside my pickle hole, and it's going to go straight to my pineal gland. Then I will be an unstoppable menace.

Watch yourself.

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what. what does pickle noise do

Pickle noise suppresses the matrix reality field to allow for spiritual multiverseral travel (reality shifting)

I put on the pickle noise when I'm in my makeshift pickle jar to amplify the juice's power and to assure my soul stays pickled on the other side.

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Pickles inbound.

Time for the rizzler to shine

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Maybe I shall download grindr. My pickle hole feels lonely.

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In case anyone was curious, this is what I imagine Sigma looks like (this is pre eye operation cause I wanted to do the blind eye). Sorry I'm bad at drawing. Tagging peeps cause I need artistic validation: @thekindestrick @evilgsanchez