#signedawaiver

[eric-sadahire]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

Oompa loompa doopity dare, the courts find you breached your duty of care. Oompa loompa doopity disk, that's what the court calls assumption of risk.