#signedthe06

[the-06]

Well, I learned for the first time that even the police department plays Muzak while you’re on hold.

[the-06]

If y’all never hear from me again after tomorrow, it’s because we’ve been officially washed off the map.

[the-06]

I’ve been fairly dormant on here as of late. Truth be told I’ve felt awful for nearly three months now. I’ll gladly explain next time I’m up to it either physically or mentally, or both. (And on a laptop instead of my phone.) I know it sounds all angsty and dramatic but it’s the truth. My Christmas yesterday was ruined as a result.

[the-06]

Remember those double-sided dental trays with the pink goo inside that were used to make impressions of your teeth? 

That’s what Tremor’s face reminds me of every time I see him.

[the-06]

Warren G and Montell Jordan were actually the halftime performers for the Rams-Cardinals game??

Gee whiz, was Arrested Development unavailable or something?

[the-06]

I’ve had Neil Diamond’s “Song Sung Blue” stuck in my head all day. HELP.

[the-06]

I miss @ladyspades on here. Just felt like posting that.

[the-06]

Well, I WAS gonna do some writing this afternoon, but a case of fucking horrible cramps decided otherwise.

It‘s soooo much fun being a woman sometimes. 🙄