Sep 8, 2015
Hips: That's the sort of noise that people make when they see something adorable
Deyanira: Is it not?
Hips: Are you calling Lucifer adorable
Deyanira: Maaaaaybe
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Hips: That's the sort of noise that people make when they see something adorable
Deyanira: Is it not?
Hips: Are you calling Lucifer adorable
Deyanira: Maaaaaybe
Come on, where's the white shit
silent-novae
Will Christian brush Ana's teeth? Will she fiddle with his bulge? Find out next week on, "My girlfriend will kill me for sending this ask."
The most popular show on the air at this time despite the fact that it only has one gore-filled episode under its belt.
But we never found out what a buttplug was.
Me: Oh god, Christian, what are you doing with that ice cream?
Bae: What everyone does to it, obviously.
Me: Not everyone sticks their dick in a carton of ice cream and fucks it.
Bae: You don't know that! How dare you kinkshame me? I'm dating a kinkshamer, I can't believe this.
He didn't brush your teeth unfortunately.
The most unfortunate fact of all.
Happy anniversary to my bae uwu
Fun fact to everyone: I am the person in our relationship who always forgets important dates like this.
Notorious outlaw, meet your legendary hunter. uwu
Oh my god, shush, you nerd.