Jun 19
Fanfic where Chuuya’s trans and he wore his binder for a bit too long during a long mission with Dazai (he’d been doing that for way too long) and he broke his ribs while dropkicking a man into the air. So Dazai was forced to look at his wound and patch it up, and he saw Chuuya’s binder, but he’s a fucking dumbass and is like ‘why is the slug wearing a tank top?? You can barely even see it!!” And Chuuya, who’d been panicking about Dazai discovering he’s trans up until then immediately relaxes with the thought of ‘oh thank god. Dazai’s a fucking idiot. Let’s rogdog this sht.” And Chuuya just starts spewing the most bullshittery nonsensical explanations ever. And Dazai believes every single word.