Hmmmmmmmmmmm...Mercutio?
My NOTP for them: Julia, perhaps. Idk, I can ship Mercutio with most characters in a no-happy-end-in-sight way at least. I wouldn’t bother to read anything tagged exclusively Mercutio/Julia, though, without some nod to Romeo. Also no Valentine/Mercutio, because either it would be creepy incest with an OC or it would be boring glurge-fluff with an OC, and for the first case scenario there’s a perfectly good Escalus right there and the second *yawns*. Not my thing.
My BROTP for them: Montacrew! Mercutio & Benvolio & Romeo, ofc
My OTP for them: SNARK AND PUNS!
My second choice pairing for them: Tybalt, what can I say. Hatesex I ship it ~
My fluffy pairing for them: Benvolio
My angsty pairing for them: Romeo. Unreturned, unrealized, ends in stabbings and tears for all
My favorite poly ship for them: Uh. Well, hmm… I think I’m more likely to conceptualize Mercutio in a series of ongoingly open relationships than a stable moresome. But I wrote Tybalt/Mercutio/Romeo and I think a story with Mercutio with both Tybalt and Benvolio could be interesting.
My weirdest pairing for them: Bakszén. Troll each other, PLEASE. (Also Bobinet, I would so read that crossover XD)














