Camilo, Mirabel, Elena and Bruno are at Casita’s table enjoying coffee and snacks.
Bruno brings Elena a cup.
Elena: “Thank you, Woodpecker” ❤️
Mirabel: "Woodpecker? Why woodpecker?”
Elena: "when I first met your uncle, he knocked on my door like this. Knock, knock, knock, knock on wood” Elena taps on the table with both knuckles before finishing with a tap on her head.
Mirabel: "...Wow Tío, you didn't mention that part of the story."
Camilo: "So you heard our uncle knock like that and you went, yeah more of that please"
Elena: "Oh it's the reason I let him stay. No man who knocks like that is a danger, even if they bust into my dressing room when I was still changing"
Mirabel: "Wow Tío, you didn't mention THAT PART of the story!”
Camilo: "Elena! Spill! how did you two really meet?"
Elena excitedly slams her hands down “WELL -"
Bruno slams his mug to the ground then yells. “CASITA SCATTER!”
All the chairs and their occupants are shuttled to different parts of the house with Bruno chasing after Elena yelling sorry after her.
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It occurred to me there was no chance Bruno would tell them the full story of how they met. So this scenario was born.
And I would like you to read the word SCATTER with the Same evocation of John Mulaney in his skit “the one thing you can’t replace” bc that bit has made me randomly laugh for over a decade












