#silly heroes

[phoenixburncold]

You don't think I would recognize you because I can't see your cheekbones?

Carol Ferris from Green Lantern (the only good thing that came from the movie was this quote)

[kireiryuusei]

It feels like it's been forever since I logged onto this account. Probably has. Looked back at my drafts. I remember. I was going to start a Slender: the Arrival ficlet with Tannim, Rune, Ty, Condor, and Alexa. Hahaha, I was trying to think on how they'd react. So far it's disbelief, terror, and 'shit, run!'

[starlightmango]

jolteon39 replied to your post: Dont worry if he some how jesuses his way back into the plains of the living or tumblr ill make cookies for you to put under a box held up by a stick in which you’ll pull with a string to trap his immortal soul forever. Or until you lift the box up. The perfect trap.

Instead of using a box, you could use a treasure chest half buried in the ground, lock it, and then seal it in some ancient ruins for some legendary heroes to find. But instead of treasure, Mango will pop out and curse them, or something.

This is gonna be a thing when he comes back.

Then he can grant whoever finds them three wishes.

But whatever they wish for will just turn into mangoes.

[fuwahhh]