#silly verse

[sacred-coffin]

Primo walking home from the hospital at night after giving birth to the anti christ

and that baby? is Papa Sausage V

[weepingfoxfury]

Sunshine through the blinds and the man on the radio is talking to today's chef about homemade granola ... I'm a porridge person myself. Suddenly they're talking about roasted peppers and garlic and relish and I'm beginning to think I must have nodded off somewhere along the line. The chef now wants to put eggs and relish into croissant and all I can think is 'No! No! No!' ... just warm them and dip them into a small bowl of hot chocolate.

Don't think I'll be buying his recipe book ... his ideas for breakfast would probably startle me.

Starting the day with coffee, the back door open, dogs/cats coming and going, birds doing their birdsy things, that's about the pace of it.

The Primulas are coming along nicely. Hardy little buggers. Astonished at the temperatures they've survived. Always satisfying to see what made it through the winter. I'm no gardener ... the plants either make it or not. I usually get the ones off the 'cheap trolley' ... dried out and neglected by the garden centre ... nice to bring them home, see them get happy in the rain.

"Spring is sprung, de grass is riz ... I wonder where de boidies is? ... de boid is on de wing ... but dat's absoid! ... I always thought de wing was on de boid."

Always liked that silly rhyme ... read it years ago ... definitely appropriate for today ...

[jennacarpenter]

Silly (but true) excerpt from something I'm working on.

[sacred-coffin]

Primo isn't dead the injection was nothing to him. Primo isn't dead he's just napping. Primo isn't dead he's just lost in the woods. Primo isn't dead he just fell in the oibliette. Primo isn't dead he's just pregnant. Primo isn't dead he's just on the run for the law. Primo isn't dead he's just taking a hit off the best drug he's ever made. Primo isn't dead he just tucked his arms and legs into his body. And rolled away. Primo isn't dead he's just online.

Or, Primo isn't alive, because he never was in the first place

[sacred-coffin]

Secondo is a super butch lesbian. To the point where most people do not even realize he is actually a cis woman. He took testosterone and that's why he's bald. He doesn't care if people mistake him for a man, so long as the people he sleeps with know he's a woman LOL.

Nihil doesn't even know. Nihil forgot he had a daughter.

[sacred-coffin]

Uhmmm btw new Primo headcanon dropped in the discord silly rp group chat. Primo has a magic tome that he is very possessive of. And he knows "spell of a billion devils in your asshole" so like. Watch out.

Or don't, if you're into that

[sacred-coffin]

COFFIN’S SILLY VERSE

The most important part is that it tends to operate on “rule of cool” and other cartoon logic. One of the fun things about the silly verse is that just about anything can happen, and a lot of friends have already pitched in silly ideas to make things fun :) so if anyone else wants to play with the silly verse, go right ahead!

In the silly verse, I have my OC/self-insert, Sibling Rizz (he/they):

Sibling Rizz is the event manager, budget specialist, coordinator... He also sends out the “Ministry Today” emails to everyone. He’s not entirely sure if he’s employed by the ministry or not, but he’s getting paid so he can’t complain. They’re very intimidated by the ghouls, but that’s mostly because he thinks they’re so cool and they wish they were a ghoul. He’s a workaholic, but only because he’s worried everything will fall apart if he takes a day off work. At the end of the day, he could never imagine quitting. Even if they wanted to, they’re probably contractually required to work the rest of their life for the ministry. Oh well.

Here are some more facts about the silly verse to help ground us:

All the papa’s are alive, except for Nihil, because it’s funnier to me if he’s a ghost.

Primo, Secondo, and Terzo may have died, but they got better. Also those are their real names.

Actually Primo can’t die. He specifically was taking a really long nap. He might die of old age one day, but nobody is really sure.

All of the emeritus brothers were raised together. Copia still didn’t know they were related, but he got roped into their antics anyways. Now that they know they’re brothers, it gets worse

Terzo & Copia are petty bitches to each other all the time, but they’re also friends sometimes. It just depends on the day.

Primo is always getting into situations. Usually those situations are getting lost.

Despite being dead, Nihil is carrying around a fuck off huge iPad all the time and doesn’t use headphones.

All of the ghouls are there. They’re doing ghoul things.

Copia is in charge now but has no idea what he’s doing. Many hijinks come from him trying to get others to help him, but no one else can agree on how to run this place.

Primo has a kid and his name is Sausage. He is the anti-christ but he’s just hanging out, because he is still developing fine motor skills. He knows about trucks and letters, and how to speak full sentences. He is less than a year old.

[sacred-coffin]

Another silly verse headcanon, Primo is trans because he hates women so much. Because of this, he also gave birth to the anti-christ since "none of these bitches could do it." The anti-christ is named Sausage.