Oct 30, 2022
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Old wonka sketch for today
I have acquired a Willy Wonka joke book...
I own a Willy Wonka joke book, or it’s proper title, The Whipple-Scrumptious Joke Book. I’ve had it for a couple years and have flipped through it and groaned at the low quality of the jokes (as is typical of one of these joke books).
It’s been on my mind the last few days because... I’ve been wondering if the book uses the pun Silly Wonka. I know this is such a weird thing to be wondering, but perhaps because I think that’s probably the lowest a joke about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory could go, and I think to myself surely they wouldn’t conceive a joke where “Silly Wonka” is the punchline.
What are your predictions? Does this book feature the pun “Silly Wonka”? Or did I just waste ten minutes of my time and yours? I will update this post with the answer.
UPDATE!
So, there is no “Silly Wonka” pun in the book, thankfully. However, there are some jokes in here that are even worse. Take a look.
Which golden ticket winner likes potato chips? Veruca Salt ‘n’ Vinegar.
What time do the chocolate factory gates open? Ten o’choc.
What are stored in chocolate factories? Chocolate facts.
What do you call a talk show host for Oompa Loompas? Oompa Winfrey.
What is Willy Wonka’s walking stick made of? Cane sugar.
What do Oompa Loompas shout when they hit peanut brittle with a sledgehammer? “Smashing!” (This one doesn’t even make any sense!)
What great sporting event takes place at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory every four years? The Oompa-lympics.
I don’t know what this whole post was either.
Silly Wonka!
Donald Trump = Veruca Marco Rubio = Mike (the tv kid) Ted Cruz = Augustus Hillary Clinton = Violet I'm not included Ben Carson, he disappoints me... I don't know why he is still running. I took Hillary from the Democratic Party and she's on this list... Also two republican I never really listened to Jed Bush and John Kasich.. I didn't included them. But these are the character comparisons...