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[theimpossiblescheme]

Alonzostrap 👉👈

Macavity was gone (for now, anyway), but he’d left behind a few momentos--Munkustrap couldn’t roll over onto his back without straining the still-bleeding scars there, and Alonzo couldn’t stretch out his legs without the torn muscles violently protesting.  As the two lay in Jeny’s den, it was hard to focus on anything else.

But at some point, Alonzo could feel Munk drape himself gently across his back, pressing the warm weight of his body against his fur and purring quietly in his ear... and he finally felt his eyes close and his pained thoughts trail blissfully off into silence.

[incorrectcats]

TELL me about Kashmir...how did she and Jerrie meet 👀

*gasp* 😳

Okay so... It was all a mess. Very embarrassing.

When Kash arrived to the Junkyard she was still pretty young and dumb and she spent most of her time lazing and flirting with everyone, and trying pretty hard to be like Bombalurina.

Mungojerrie was a bit of a dumbass, not much older than her, and she called his attention first. So, one night, after coming back from one of his raids, he gives her a pearl collar just to impress her... And it works, because my girl is like a magpie and sees something shiny or valuable and goes all OWO.

Long story short: they start hanging out together, Kash begins to fall for him, he's all "haha no we're just friends" so she takes a step back, and that's when he realises that he doesn't want to lose her and that maybe repressing emotions is not good.

AND THAT'S IT, THANKS FOR ASKING ME ABOUT THIS, I'M TIRED SO I DON'T KNOW IF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE.

[chunkecheeks]

Thoughts on bitches

love em

[theimpossiblescheme]

The Mr Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the junkyard

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT HE IS

[theimpossiblescheme]

Hey Amie you and Jemi objectively have the best opinions in the fandom !!!

Catch me screaming and scaring both my cat and my sister because this is one of the sweetest messages I’ve ever recived, holy shit... especially coming from someone who makes such exquisite content...

[theimpossiblescheme]

Could I get some General 2 and Domestic Life 2 for Skimblesparagus if you're still taking ship asks 👉👈

Of course I am--I’m happy to take more!

What was their first impression of each other?

Their first thought was that they were each other’s complete opposite--Asparagus has always been the sort of cat who’s fine sitting back and quietly observing while Skimble and his boundless energy have to be right in the middle of things.  But when they finally got to talking, something just... clicked.  It was like they’d known each other all their lives and had been holding exactly these conversations for years.  Plus, while Asparagus was never considered as much of a “catch” among the cats in his age group, Skimble always thought he had a very sweet face... it just took him a while to say it out loud.

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

Asparagus wanted a quiet private ceremony, but Skimble gently twisted his arm into inviting more guests.  Of course that included all of their family in the Junkyard--Jellylorum, Gus, Bustopher Jones, Jenyanydots, Etcetera, Tumblebrutus, and the Chaos Twins--but it also included Skimble’s extended family from Edinburgh.  That was a rather terrifying thought at first, but Asparagus found he got along surprisingly well with his mate’s sisters, even if they were just as ridiculously energetic.  Overall, it feels just as much like a family reunion as it does a wedding, full of good company and laughter and love.  And the speeches at the beginning of the reception draw a lot of happy tears.

[theimpossiblescheme]

2, 8, 15 for Victoria?

What are they like on social media? (What’s their username, profile pic, etc.)

She’s definitely on Instagram--one official account for her ballet career that uses her full name and a nice headshot, and one unofficial one full of aesthetic pictures and videos of her and her friends that’s just called “Vicky 🌸💗🌺” with a cute selfie.  If any of her friends have YouTube channels, she guest-stars in their videos a lot, and despite not having any uploaded videos herself, her likes list is just lots of playlists and rehearsal diaries.

It’s movie night, what movie do they pick?

She loves Studio Ghibli movies and pretty much every Jane Austen adaptation, but her very favorite movies are the The Red Shoes, Roman Holiday, Funny Face, and the 1994 Little Women (the March girls remind her of her friends).  She and Jemima definitely binge-watched both Anne With an E and the Sullivan Anne of Green Gables miniseries together, too.

Biggest pet peeve?

People either talking about her like she’s not there or, worse yet, whispering while they do it.  She can still read lips, thank you very much, and she can tell when someone’s being condescending.

[theimpossiblescheme]

☆ for Victoria?

☆ - happy headcanon

A happy Victoria is a very cuddly Victoria.  She’s always been a very physically affectionate cat, and when she’s in a good mood you can expect a lot of surprise hugs and cheek kisses.  Plato knew he was a goner the first time Vic tackle-hugged him, especially since she’s surprisingly strong for such a slender cat.