#silm funny

[eclectickefi-ao3]

Being in the silm fandom is so fun, because Tolkien basically went-

[grabs 98% of Elven Royalty, Mannish Royalty, and a Maia]

[APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[BZZZZZZZZZZZ]

[Pours Elrond into an elf-shape mold, but Off]

[APPROACH THE OVEN]

[Bakes Elrond with the heat of The Horrors for 6000+ minutes]

[D I N G]

[Puts Elrond on a plate]

And that’s the recipe for one of the most popular blorbos.

[red-riding]

Elf Gender Terms?

Me: “We need a shorter term opposed to male and female elf” 

Elrond: “Well there is. Male elves are called el-”

Me: “Melf!” 

Elrond: “Melf?”

Me: “Yes Melf! I added an M to elf because male, Female elves are now Felf. There we go I solved the problem! ” 

Elrond: *Face Palms*