May 16
Xal'atath: And now, Alleria everything you have is mine.
*a naked dwarf runs across the Darkwell*
Xal'atath: Damn it!
*Xal'atath, Turalyon, and Alleria chase after the dwarf but can't catch up*
Alleria: Float faster, Xal'atath!
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Xal'atath: And now, Alleria everything you have is mine.
*a naked dwarf runs across the Darkwell*
Xal'atath: Damn it!
*Xal'atath, Turalyon, and Alleria chase after the dwarf but can't catch up*
Alleria: Float faster, Xal'atath!
Xal'atath: Well Alleria, I have a secret admirer.
Alleria: Good for you.
Xal'atath: I got a note and a package. "Soon, Xal'atath, your dark heart will be mine." I love the pun.
*Xal'atath pulls out a pig's heart*
Xal'atath: Never mind. It's a death threat.
*Deathwing goes up to an airship. It drops a crate at him but misses*
Deathwing: Ha! Missed me!
*Deathwing moves backwards and a cannon ball drops on his head, knocking him out*
Priest: None of you were required to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're all in your underwear.
Turalyon: Xal'atath was in her underwear when we got here.
Alleria: Yeah, what's the big deal, Xal'atath?
Xal'atath: I don't feel the need to explain myself.
Xal'atath: You know why we're here?
Jaina: You wanna finish our game of backgammon?
Xal'atath: No. Try another guess.
Jaina: Bath time!?
Deathwing: No ... Jaina, were you shooting at the Coreway?
Jaina: ... Do I know anything about that? ... Shooting at the Coreway? ...
Xal'atath: Jaina ...
Jaina: Yes, Miss Xal'atath?
Xal'atath: Who's been shooting at the Coreway?
Jaina: I have ... I got up on the roof and I was like "I'm gonna throw some water balloons." Then I saw my daddy's gun.
Deathwing: Well why don't you come with us.
Jaina: To where?
Xal'atath: To jail.
Jaina: Can we listen to Tone Luc?
Deathwing: We can listen to as much Tone Luc as you want.
Turalyon: It's okay, Xal'atath. That Millificent Manastorm is crafty.
Xal'atath: I can't believe she tricked me into bed and then stole the Dark Heart.
Alleria: That's how she tricked Turalyon too.
Xal'atath: What did she take from you?
*Turalyon lifts his shirt and reveals the holes where his lightforged shards used to be.*
Turalyon: That reminds me. Alleria, Millificent wants us to come over for dinner.
*Turalyon and Alleria help a couple of young high elven women fix their expensive purple G-99 Breakneck. The women wave goodbye as they leave.*
Turalyon: We did a great thing, Alleria. Sometimes it's the small things.
Alleria: Agreed, my love!
*Alleria and Turalyon hold hands*
Turalyon: Look that my love. We can tough again.
Alleria: This is a great day -
Arator *over a communication stone*: Mother! Father! Gazlowe just said two high elven women stole an expensive purple G-99 Breakneck and they're coming your way.
*Turalyon and Alleria say nothing and go to their mounts*
Arator: Mother! Father! Are you there? Did you see the thieves?
Xal'atath: Look, I know you two have problems but you can't keep threatening to blow each other up.
Milhouse Manastorm: You're right, Xal'atath. We submit to your will Harbinger.
*Millificent Manastorm hits Xal'atath with a giant metallic squirrel, then takes the Dark Heart and kicks her in the stomach.*
Millificent Manastorm: I got it!
*The Manastorms run away and use the Dark Heart on nearby trees.
Xal'atath: Oww ...