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Sneezing on you, achoo achoo AGGAGHAG AHG

— The King was.. disgusted from being sneezed on. He sighed softly before pushing you away from him silently so you wouldn't sneeze on him again.

— Good thing he's always bundled up quite well! Still, he wasn't too happy from it.

Happy ptide month! ^_^ You should kiss your soon to be husband. Ptidus month ^_^

— The King chuckles softly.

"Oh I will, my child. I do wish you have a wonderful pride month as well."

"Hopefully I'll be able to call him my husband soon..."

How many eggs do you need again? 🤔

"I don't need any."

You will start coughing in two days.

"I- Excuse me..??"

Capturing someone seems kinda gay tbh, I mean What? Who said that… Looks around, tugs at collar, wipes sweat from brow

"Nah, ain't really. It's just jailin' em for their crimes. Can't have filthy criminals wanderin' around with no punishment!"

Do you ever think. About that. That one guy? The mafia guy or whatever? That guy?

Yeah, that one. Tell me in great detail your thoughts on him.

Do it, oooo, you reallllly want to ^-^

— He stops twisting his hammer and looks up to you.

"Mafioso? He's a criminal, there ain't much to say. He's fun to talk to I will admit that, I had a hell of a time when we first did!"

"He has been on my mind, but that's only cause I'm aimin' to capture him."

Why are you gay? This is going into the newspaper as blackmail.

"I've always had a preference towards menfolk, though I can't exactly why as you ask. I've just always fancied them."

What’s your mewing streak? Very important question, it’s going into the newspaper 🎤

"I'm.. I'm sorry??"

— He was really confused now!

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