Aug 4, 2017
Puppy wuv <3
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Puppy wuv <3
“Hey, Celeste~! Where’d I go?”
“Dere! Dere!”
“Tummy rubs for Teddyyyy~”
“You know, I never thought a family like this was possible until we started ours.”
“Mmhm. I’ll be a little sad when Connor starts college.”
“Thank goodness for junior year!”
“Who’s a good boooyy?”
“Who is? Tell me! Tell me!”
“Who’s a good booooyyyy?”
“Pls tell me! I am but a smol doggo”
“Teddy’s a good boy!”
“It’s me! It’s me! I’m the good boy!”
Later that night, some random ass cat tried to start a fight with Scruffles and was sent flying.
Hashtag Scruffles Cena. Hashtag The Rock is cooking tuna. Hashtag I don’t know jack about wrestling I am sorry.
“You’re going to love these guys.”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah! They’re like tiny baby gays who’ll look up to you!”
“That’s how you think we’ll get along? You said yourself you only knew them from online chatrooms!”
“Well, yeah. Plus, they’re from Windenburg, so they’ll have some fancy foreign tastes you can bond over.”
“And those foreign tastes aren’t... eccentric, are they?”
“Come on, I’ve known these guys since they were old enough to vote, and I can assure you, these guys are the normalest normal guys you’ll ever meet.”
“Huh.”
“Yep, just two normal guys.”
“Eep!”
“... And one very big dog.”
Malcolm Landgraab V is not as smol, but he still loves Precious the smol pupper!
Teddy’s just chillin’
floppin’ his ears