#simeonincorrect

[incorrect-obeyme]

Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?

Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!

*meanwhile*

Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?

Lucifer: Very much.

[incorrect-obeyme]

Barbatos: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Simeon: B-bees...?

Barbatos: HE HAS ACCEPTED THE BEES

Simeon: W-wait! That's not-

Solomon: [runs out of the kitchen with a jar of bees]

Simeon: WAIT-

[incorrect-obeyme]

Solomon, kicks the door open: SIMEON-

Simeon: shh! luke is asleep right now!

Solomon, whispering: sorry

Simeon, whispering: what's wrong?

Solomon, whispering: there's a fire in our kitchen right now

[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: I am going to need you to swear-

Solomon: Fuck.

Luke: [Gasps]

Simeon: ...swear as in promise.

[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you

MC: [checks their bag]

MC: simeon? this is a 10 page letter

[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: what do we do when we feel sad?

MC: we hug a dog!

Simeon: correct!

Simeon & MC: [hugs Luke]

Luke: HEY!

[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

MC: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Simeon: Alright, love you too, I’ll just ask Luke then

[incorrect-obeyme]

[texting]

MC: jsksddjsk

Simeon: MC, what is that?

MC: a keyboard smash

Simeon: How do I do it?

MC: just press anything!

Simeon: e