#simit cookie

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found this template and now i am Obsessed with it

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a little late but whatever. Haha 31 Hah get it. Cuz i did this event with one hand. Haha

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yea ok i cant draw stretch marks. Bite me. gets gunned down

WHAT are the two getting so worked up by.

i freaking hate drawing art like this in this style but WHATEVER!!!! OKAY!!!!!

i feel like he could fit a few more orders. Whatever. Hes enjoying it LOOK AT HIM

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YAYYY SİMİT SAY HI HIHIHIJI

i both hate and love his design. Bro he looks cute but he also doesnt really. Look like simit. even tho i WOULD eat him at an instant

for you NORMIES simit is like this. twirly bagel covered with sesame and its so GOOD

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Simit Cookie

• Rear Defense

• Stoic and Very nonchalant (hes just on the spectrum)

• Crossdresser (alleged) (I MEAN LOOK AT HIM HE DRESSES LIKE MY NAN.)

• Drummer (and his big silly drum. He mostly does gigs in weddings alongside isot pepper)

• Relationship to Charcoal: bros 4 life :3

he’s VEERY tired of weddings he lowkey hate his job 😿😿😿 and he hates love… but he mess with his bros!

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🪐, 🎵 .. and 🥣 as a treat

🪐 Universe themed ask!

The Seven Divine Secrets are the very top of the food chain in terms of power. They used to be wizards, but they were the very first to invent the ways to turn humans into cookies

There are also 21 beholders, those being cookies cursed by any of the divine secrets when they fell. Two of these are Charcoal and İsot Pepper… and you guys may already know a third.

In this universe/AU, Life powder on earthbread is recycled. It is finite, and the Benevolent Peafowl knows that. Whenever a cookie crumbles, its memories and skills manifest into a spirit and its life powder disperses into the cycle. Whenever new dough is born, life powder in the cycle attaches onto it. It is all a cycle.

Caffeine cookie found this out and was said to have gone insane before he fell into dormancy due to it. However, he actually went insane for finding out much, MUCH more about how the cookie world even exists without the witches interfering.

Never ever ask questions to a Cookie with a peafowl feather in his hat.

🎵 Music themed ask for Doner Cookie, İsot Pepper Cookie and Simit Cookie!

İsot knows how to play the Zurna. Duh. It’s his special tool. it is this clarinet-like thing mostly played in middle-eastern and caucasian (THE REGION) weddings! pictured below:

Simit plays a davul. (NO CLUE WHAT THE ENGLISH NAME IS.) His is surprisingly HEAVY. It is a drum where you play one side with a small stick on one side for hi hats and a larger one on the other for more bassy drumming. pictured below:

İsot often pairs up with Simit to do wedding gigs. They both work under Wedding Cake cookie and most of their clients are either other Beast-Yeast migrants or Yogurcans… they hate working for the yocurgans.

Doner has a massive collection and playlist of traditional Herald tribe music because of how much he likes it. He plays it all in his buffet, and most of the residents in the town square love it! Though they often don’t understand the lyrics…

🥣Food themed ask for Doner Cookie, İsot Pepper Cookie and Simit Cookie!

İsot is AMAZING at cooking traditional cultural food. He will make tons of it for his guests and makes sure they eat all of it. He is very obsessive over how people think of his food, since he is pretty much a food purist. No fast food places, no instant meals, no ultra processed slop. You eat what YOU make… unless he’s invited you over. He’s a feeder so of course he’d like making food and serving a bunch of it.

however, isot is very horrible at making instant / modern food. He has burnt instant ramen before. How.

Doner is the reason why Beast-yeast food is very much known and loved in crispia now. His buffet serves Beast-yeast food only. He was the one who properly introduced it to the masses, though it did take ages for them to get used to it…

İsot DESPISES Doner for doing so btw. İsot believes that culture is to he shown, but also gatekept from infidels. and seeing Doner literally profits off his own culture’s food… which is quite close to İsot’s… it drives him MAAAAD. It’s his main drive as to why he competes with him.

to illustrate how isot feels, it’s like seeing your special interest you put hours researching and wooing over get covered by slop channels trying to profit off of it. Yes most of it is pretty right, but AAAAHHHHHHHHHG.

Also, isot and doner have gotten arguments about where their food comes from culturally. Doner argues that most of İsot’s family’s food actually comes from his nomadic tribe, and that if it weren’t for his tribe then İsot’s would not be so civilised and Kofta would still be- Okay. i think we should pause there. Some of the stuff they say about eachother’s tribes border on actual evil 😭😭😭

Simit only really eats breakfast. And he mostly only eats carbs and veggies. He’s the kind of guy to eat a raw bell pepper, cucumber, half a loaf of cheap bread and salt as a meal. He is very simple when it comes to food. He only eats meat if it’s kebab being served at a picnic or outing he was forced to go to, otherwise he gets most his protein from scrambled eggs and chickpeas. Give him some dino nuggies and he would think it’s gourmet… He can cook, but honestly he just does not bother to look after himself.

Also simit’s favourite food is menemen. It’s a kind of scrambled egg which also has tomato and over veg and herbs and spices and stuff in it. He likes his veggies, especially when they’re a little spicy :3 pictured below:

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i would just like to illustrate how high up simit cookie’s şalvar is.

Dude. How do you even walk. What the heck.