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Just a draft, but the next 6 chapters (episode 4) of Love on the Moor are currently in the editing process. They should be out within a few days.

Work is a bit hectic at the end of the year, but thankfully i'll be going on holiday soon. I'll try to have everything out beforehand! It's been sitting on the backburner for far too long!

[simplords]

❝ UPDATE REGARDING LOVE ON THE MOOR - WIP EPISODE 5 ❞

Author Note: I've experienced a few major changes in my life in 2026, but I want to reassure anyone who's still interested that LOTM has not been abandoned and the drafts are still in progress.

Due to real-life obligations, I anticipate that the next episode — containing six chapters and an estimated word count of 30,000 — should be released sometime in April or May 2026.

Here's a summary of what I have written so far. Please note that some parts may change (if I have a better idea).

─────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ EPISODE 5 SUMMARY ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───────

(DATE TBD, OF COURSE) – Six new chapters! After a brief break for Whitney to recover from his numerous injuries, Love on the Moor returns with Episode 5. Featuring a nursery challenge in which the cast demonstrate truly questionable parenting abilities in an attempt to find out who is Rapechester’s #1 Daddy Father Figure. Bailey attempts a redemption arc by teaching the children their legal ABCs; Kylar thrives in roleplay delusion; Avery remains Avery; whilst Whitney casually sets a vending machine on fire. This is followed by the first solo date of the season. We shan’t tell you who the lucky winner is, but the episode also features a shocking reunion, the series’s first smut scene, and a long-awaited fistfight between Bailey and Avery. Next comes a main challenge, predictably ripped off Love Island — yes, it’s the heart rate monitor challenge. There will be lap dancing, overt milk shilling, and heavy-handed production meddling. Finally, an elimination sequence sees PC graduate from reluctant bachelorette to full-blown telenovela star. Stay tuned for gunshots and tears – both caused by Bailey’s metallic bulge and not the organic one.

───────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───────── As of 16.03.2026, I am torn between a few contestants to eliminate this episode. Out of sheer curiosity, which contestant would you like to see put out to pasture?

WHO SHOULD BE ELIMINATED

Bailey

Avery

Whitney

Robin

Alex

Kylar

Wren

Remy

All of them. Let PC end up with Avery's P.A.

Voting ended onMar 23