#simp rambles

[simpingforcys]

It is unhealthy the way I need him.

[simpingthesimp]

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM 😭😭

[depressedasswarlock]

Imagine that you've been with turbo since the start, from his time at his own game to the one his stole, you stuck with him through it. And a night where you two got particularly passionate during a session in his chambers. Not only does he glitch out, you glitch at with him, at the same time. The mixing of your pixels only amplifiing the pleasure you both were feeling, sending you both over the edge at the same time.

[neapolitan-natasha]

I started aggressively licking my screen when I was looking at my saved images of king candy I think it’s time for bed

[completeanimesimp]

So as a girlie who identifies as a fangirl we already know who’s gonna be on my island



Adore how my fated mii’s came out the reason I did these 3 goobers is cuz I’m on fate/redline (adore the art) can’t wait to read more and actually play Tomodachi (been playing since Life back in mid 2010’s)

(Gonna post more of these fellows soon)

[simplords]

❝ UPDATE REGARDING LOVE ON THE MOOR - WIP EPISODE 5 ❞

Author Note: I've experienced a few major changes in my life in 2026, but I want to reassure anyone who's still interested that LOTM has not been abandoned and the drafts are still in progress.

Due to real-life obligations, I anticipate that the next episode — containing six chapters and an estimated word count of 30,000 — should be released sometime in April or May 2026.

Here's a summary of what I have written so far. Please note that some parts may change (if I have a better idea).

─────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ EPISODE 5 SUMMARY ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───────

(DATE TBD, OF COURSE) – Six new chapters! After a brief break for Whitney to recover from his numerous injuries, Love on the Moor returns with Episode 5. Featuring a nursery challenge in which the cast demonstrate truly questionable parenting abilities in an attempt to find out who is Rapechester’s #1 Daddy Father Figure. Bailey attempts a redemption arc by teaching the children their legal ABCs; Kylar thrives in roleplay delusion; Avery remains Avery; whilst Whitney casually sets a vending machine on fire. This is followed by the first solo date of the season. We shan’t tell you who the lucky winner is, but the episode also features a shocking reunion, the series’s first smut scene, and a long-awaited fistfight between Bailey and Avery. Next comes a main challenge, predictably ripped off Love Island — yes, it’s the heart rate monitor challenge. There will be lap dancing, overt milk shilling, and heavy-handed production meddling. Finally, an elimination sequence sees PC graduate from reluctant bachelorette to full-blown telenovela star. Stay tuned for gunshots and tears – both caused by Bailey’s metallic bulge and not the organic one.

───────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───────── As of 16.03.2026, I am torn between a few contestants to eliminate this episode. Out of sheer curiosity, which contestant would you like to see put out to pasture?

WHO SHOULD BE ELIMINATED

Bailey

Avery

Whitney

Robin

Alex

Kylar

Wren

Remy

All of them. Let PC end up with Avery's P.A.

Voting ended onMar 23

[askthealexmulti-verse]

I need the puzzle man badly…

SOMEONE GET ME A SELFSHIP! /jk

[blue-cat-ether]

Ouran Highschool Host Club lowkey turning me straight again

For some TERRIBLY UNEXPECTED REASONS, Tamaki is makimg me simp like wtf. I was very aroace before stanning kpop? And now im just confusion. Ive always loved anime but preferred the yaoi shipping over shipping characters with myself. I watched OHHC so many times but idk why this time Tamaki, Tamaki of all people got me whipped af.

LIKEE I LIKE BOYS LIKE TAMAKI BUT NEVER IN A WHIPPED WAY. LIKE ONE REASON I DONT FIND GOJO HOT IS BECAUSE OF HIS PERSONALITY. LIKE THE FUNNY, JOKING, DRAMATIC PERSONALITY. Like i love those guys, just theyre a turnoff for me.

So idk why, after 10+ years of watching this anime I'm suddenly wallowing about him not being real and shit like i was never the FICTIONAL type arghhh (Not me being in denial about someone who doesnt EXIST TT)

Time to suffer