#simplykalamari

[weedphd]

RIDGE IS A SEX ED TEACHER NOW CANON

[10:11:34 PM] Mari Nguyen: Ridgeisthesexedteacher

[10:11:48 PM] Mari Nguyen: THATS MY FUCKING HEADCANON FOR THE NIGHR

[10:12:15 PM] Grace IsAwesome: RIDGE AS A SEX ED TEACHER

[10:12:32 PM] Mari Nguyen: YEAH

[10:12:42 PM] Grace IsAwesome: IT WOULD BE HIM PUTTING A CONDOM ON HIS FINGER AND THRUSTING IT INTO HIS FIST

[10:12:49 PM] Grace IsAwesome: AND WIGGLING HIS EYEBROWS

[10:13:00 PM] Grace IsAwesome: THEN SHOUTING "SPERM BOOSH"

[10:13:05 PM] Mari Nguyen: AND EVERYONE IN THE CLASSROOM SCREAMING

[10:13:10 PM] Grace IsAwesome: THEN MAKING A BABBY APPEAR

[10:13:17 PM] Mari Nguyen: What

[10:13:18 PM] Grace IsAwesome: AND EVERYONE IS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

[10:13:19 PM] BreekaCHU: OMFG

[10:13:35 PM] Mari Nguyen: IM CRYING

[10:13:55 PM] Grace IsAwesome: NOW CANON IT'S A THING DON'T LIE IT'S AMAZING

[creativevexes]

I haven't talked to these people in a while

simplykalamari: hey gurl hey

avengiary: when must we assemble the team?

imbatmanbaby: you're my wife how can you ignore me like this?

insanityismyfriend: We talked earlier today so hey wassup how you been in the last hour?

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simplykalamari replied to your post: NOW comes the real question do i geek out and go...

hipster hipster hipster (one of them one of them one of them)

and in that moment i swear i had apologies to make

[boredblue]

I'm done with my German Poetry book and it is FABULOUS

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simplykalamari replied to your post: to-live-is-to-dance replied to your post: i’m...

they had a broken keyboard, i bought a broken keyboard

i bought a skeet blanket, then i bought a kneeboard 

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krogasms replied to your post: i’m not allowed to eat and all i can drink is...

jesus christ. why was your tongue blaCK???

simplykalamari replied to your post: i’m not allowed to eat and all i can drink is...

Black!?

i told you guys i was on my deathbed i still kinda am

we still don't know why my tongue was black

[still-alive-fuckers]

It makes my soul happy.

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simplykalamari replied to your post: simplykalamari replied to your post: also skyfall...

I know! I ship it though ;P

oh i know you ship it, silly, i just don't know why