kelly: I really feel like the preschools in this area are amazing, Mel. i’m sure you’ll qualify for assistance to help pay for it also. but if all else fails, you know I’ll budget my online shopping expenses to help you out-
melody: I know mom, we’ve discussed this. I’ve been looking into it.. just haven’t had the time to tour the school.
kelly: thank goodness! you have no idea how bad I want to see my little butternut in school. can you imagine the trouble he’s going to bring those little preschool girls? he’s a hottie! [still talking]
melody’s conscious: thank you for continually reminding me of sh*t I need to do, mother..
kelly: ..and that’s why you shouldn’t be on your phone as much as you are now. I mean is SnapSim and Simagram worth your life? I sure as hell don’t think so, [still talking]
melody’s conscious: [checking social media] delete, block, delete.. god why are guys such pigs?